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  • 16-06-2018 2:19pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭


    With most of their population over at the world cup isn't it about time we annex it as the 29th county of the free state.
    We rising house prices we could do with some lebensraum.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 198 ✭✭Blaas4life


    It's really cold there though :-/


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,860 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Useless kip. And their water stinks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    I'd rather annex Germany.

    That will provide us with a far greater chance of qualifying for the world cup


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    With most of their population over at the world cup isn't it about time we annex it as the 29th county of the free state.
    We rising house prices we could do with some lebensraum.

    (P.S It's the 27th county)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,070 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    Blaas4life wrote: »
    It's really cold there though :-/

    But they have volcanoes.


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    I'm going in September, sure that makes me practically one of the natives.

    Fierce proud of Holmur and the lads out there at the moment. Win, lose or draw against Argentina, it's a great day for the parish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    What if we just got all our rubbish and dumped it in Waterford for the next twenty years. Then threw a few foot of topsoil over it and built a landmass connecting to uk but with a hard border.
    And then a soft border in the north.

    Then Leo Varadkar could pretend he personally is building houses on it. But he won’t he will just use it to fudge the house building stats.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,254 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Odhinn wrote: »
    Blaas4life wrote: »
    It's really cold there though :-/

    But they have volcanoes.

    And beautiful, beautiful women


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭Strazdas


    Blaas4life wrote: »
    It's really cold there though :-/

    Not as cold as places like Sweden and Norway. Because they are right beside the Atlantic Ocean, they get a lot of changeable weather systems and strong winds coming in. Reykjavik doesn't get much snow at all, not even in winter.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Birneybau wrote: »
    And beautiful, beautiful women
    Only because the Vikings kidnapped them from us. ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,138 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Does every Icelandic surname have -sson at the end of it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Could we not just burn it down like we did with the Lidl shop in tallaght in the snow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,254 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Does every Icelandic surname have -sson at the end of it?

    Just the men. The women's names end in dottir


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,214 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Only because the Vikings kidnapped them from us. ;)




    So that's where all the good looking wans went


    All makes sense now.


    Couldn't get the hippos into the narrow long-boats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Does every Icelandic surname have -sson at the end of it?

    Haha you see Iceland is a bit odd with names.
    The son at the end just means you are the name at the starts son. I can’t remember the ins and outs of it but gudmansson just means your dad was called gudman and you are a boy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    that gunnarson is a real son of a gun


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,312 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    There are volcanos and are close to Greenland.

    We take Iceland. Use it as a base of operations to take Greenland. Then the world!

    All Eyes On Rafah



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,258 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    (P.S It's the 27th county)

    Fingal denier!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Haha you see Iceland is a bit odd with names.
    The son at the end just means you are the name at the starts son. I can’t remember the ins and outs of it but gudmansson just means your dad was called gudman and you are a boy.

    Ireland had that of course. It’s what the O and the Mc used to mean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    Ireland had that of course. It’s what the O and the Mc used to mean.

    Not so much. If I had a son they would be called jimmy conservatorysson if I had a daughter her name would be Jane conservatorydottir or something like that. Then their kids would be called John jimmysson and if Jane married a lad called John and had a daughter her name would be Mary johnsdottir.


    My spelling may be off but you get the jist


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  • Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Their Wimbledon style football was a joy to behold today


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Just the men. The women's names end in dottir
    so
    -sson is son
    and
    -dottir , "doh tir" is daughter ?

    it's fierce complicated


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    Useless kip. And their water stinks.

    I honestly think you wouldn’t even say something good about yourself if someone asked. Such a moaning Micheál.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,241 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Just the men. The women's names end in dottir
    so
    -sson is son
    and
    -dottir , "doh tir" is daughter ?

    it's fierce complicated

    Yep. And they don't keep the surnames. Your son's surname would actually be Captmidnightsson.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Not so much. If I had a son they would be called jimmy conservatorysson if I had a daughter her name would be Jane conservatorydottir or something like that. Then their kids would be called John jimmysson and if Jane married a lad called John and had a daughter her name would be Mary johnsdottir.


    My spelling may be off but you get the jist

    Yes back in the day that was the Irish way. Sean McNeil was son of Neil. O’brian was grandson of Brian. So Sean would be Seán McNeil O’Brien

    Sometimes you still get that in Kerry, but the mc is elided. Sean ‘Neil O’Brien.

    (This is for a guy whose father is famous and called Neil/Niall).

    Except in Kerry this died out in the early 11th C when the descendents of Brian Boru always wanted to be O’Brien.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,132 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    With most of their population over at the world cup isn't it about time we annex it as the 29th county of the free state.
    We rising house prices we could do with some lebensraum.

    We already have 29 counties!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,241 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    We already have 29 counties!

    Leitrim doesn't count on the basis it doesn't exist.

    it's a conspiracy.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Leitrim doesn't count on the basis it doesn't exist.
    Obviously :rolleyes:



    you've forgotten about Tipperary North Riding and Tipperary South Riding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    This post has been deleted.

    One too many


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