What was the loudest fart you ever released.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Morning of the 10th October 2006.

Woke up after a feed of pasta the night before.


I felt a gas builup and released the most perfect fart you could imagine, loud and long, this created tremors, it probably registered on the Richter Scale.


It felt so good, nirvana, I haven't been able to reach that state again since.


The initial drive lasted about 15 seconds before my arse muscles contracted. It died out then with a string 'o pearls. Bang ,bang ,bang, short squirts.


Sister entered the room in the aftermath and said 'What the hell was that noise?"


It was completely smelless, left no trace whatsoever.

BuboBubo

July 9th 1984.

Donald Trump

St. Stephen's Day 2004.

Belly full of fermenting turkey, ham and brussels sprouts


In reverberated around the world

Caused a tsunami over beyond in Thailand so it did

Sciprio

I never really have those loud ones. I prefer them to tease or tickle my asshole on the way out

Donald Trump

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

It was completely smelless, left no trace whatsoever.

OP, you've gone "noise blind"

Donald Trump

Sciprio wrote: »

I prefer them to tease or tickle my asshole on the way out

You didn't lick that off a stone I tell ya

faceman

Joined boards.ie in 2005 for the fart threads. Finally my wait has been rewarded.

doolox

Watch the other passengers stare at each other in disgust.

Make bloody sure it is a silent but deadly fart........SBDF.:D

Donald Trump

faceman wrote: »

Joined boards.ie in 2005 for the fart threads. Finally my wait has been rewarded.

CMod for "Theatre and Performing Arts"?


All makes perfect sense now

Donald Trump

doolox wrote: »

Watch the other passengers stare at each other in disgust.

Make bloody sure it is a silent but deadly fart........SBDF.:D

Fecking amateur


Do it as you're walking out of the lift and the doors are about to close

Wheety

I like the ones that are big and loud and you can actually feel the shape of them as they pass.

But I also like the really airy, silent ones. They last a second or too and sometimes, they're cold :eek:

DEFTLEFTHAND

I've tried to recreate the conditions which led to the event since but have had no luck.

Boiled pasta with oven baked vegetable stir in sauce.


I fart heavily after sure but nothing like the 'Big One of 06."


It was a once in a lifetime thing. Make sure you don't miss yours.

kneemos

Released one in a Wicklow wood in 1998.
It looked back at me for a couple of seconds before scarppering off into the undergrowth.

Sciprio

Donald Trump wrote: »

You didn't lick that off a stone I tell ya

You're missing out bigly! let me tell ya.

umop episdn

Tourbus in Corfu...24 passengers... after a night of beer and ouzo...bus driver stopped and let everyone out.... I didn't even try to deny it

Signore Fancy Pants

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TheValeyard

jamesbere

21st February 2016. It made krakatoa sound like a cow whispering

Stigura

razorblunt

5 night stag stay in Vegas. Drink, drink more drink, burgers and one steak dinner.

When Vesuvius did erupt I won a Brit award for "best new dubstep album of the year".

razorblunt

Chewbacca wrote: »

2014, ended up going straight to No. 1 on the U.S Billboard Hot 100 music chart and spent 50 weeks in it.

I am Taylor Swift and the fart was "Shake it Off".

Touch me, I'm famous.

Ah, I see you got in here before me.
Kudos.

Take your thanks.