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Three people, two bullets

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  • 10-06-2018 10:37pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭


    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭henryforde80


    I don't think i've ever read anything more confusing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I would just use the one bullet, line all 3 of yee up and bang and your split personality is gone also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    I would just leave.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Always number 1


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

    I thought it was 3 people 2 bullets? Shoot 2 and pistol whip the third one...

    Or is it you are one person and the other person supports all 3 above then I'd let them drink themselves into a stupor so I wouldn't have to listen to them


  • Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭dclifford


    so I am in a room with 3 others. but there is a plot twist and there is only 2 of us. Whats the question?

    7.8kwp South facing, Slane.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    I'd shoot myself twice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Double face palm


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Shamer for your thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Sounds like just one person.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Simple,tell the Celtic fan that Liverpool were traditionally a Loyalist club then tell the Dublin fan that the other 2 think he's just a barstool fan and not a real fan. Sit back and watch them argue so much they'll self combust.
    Throw the op on the resulting fire.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,938 ✭✭✭circadian


    Aye, dead on. Saunter mate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,365 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

    Is it you looking in a mirror ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Literally my expression right now:

    dcf269699ec57d0b315229ebdb2c9713.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,731 ✭✭✭dmc17


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

    Now if you push me to it, I'd have to say my favourite colour is grey. No, blue. A soft blue with a hint of grey. No, orange. Yes, orange. I remember now. I had an extension put on the house, and I put it on the extension, so the house is in a circle now, you see...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    Some of you could consider upping your drinking game.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Put 'em up again' a wall
    In the middle of a field
    Wan bullet. Bang bang.
    Back o' de head


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭Ken Tucky


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

    You are in a truly scary place...reach out for help


  • Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭dclifford


    Whats to drink in this room? You didn't specify the scene. Just need to know to calculate who runs out of drink first. cos its important.

    7.8kwp South facing, Slane.



  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in a room with:

    Dublin summer supporter (I only go to the big games)
    +
    Liverpool football club die-hard (this is our year)
    +
    Glasgow Celtic religious follower (low lie the fields..)

    Who would run out of drink first?



    Plot twist, there's only 2 of ye.

    Could we just use both bullets on you?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    dclifford wrote: »
    Whats to drink in this room? You didn't specify the scene. Just need to know to calculate who runs out of drink first. cos its important.

    Good point, each person in the room has a stock consisting of their own bodyweight in Stella Cidre.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,343 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    riemann wrote: »
    two bullets
    Is there a gun involved?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    Could we just use both bullets on you?

    If you were in the room then I wouldn't be there.

    It's what is called a hypothetical situation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    That rug really held the room together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    Victor wrote: »
    Is there a gun involved?

    Definitely not, a bullet is a unit of liquid.

    As a general rule avoid combining guns and alcohol, somebody might get hurt. Especially if one was drinking irresponsibly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,305 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Sounds like just one person.

    Bingo


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,364 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    riemann wrote: »
    If you were in the room then I wouldn't be there.

    It's what is called a hypothetical situation.

    This is a really difficult riddle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,905 ✭✭✭✭JRant


    That rug really held the room together.

    The Chinaman is not the issue here.

    "Well, yeah, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    That rug really held the room together.

    It really did, Paul loved it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    JRant wrote: »
    The Chinaman is not the issue here.

    Please, Asian American.


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