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There is a non-zero chance that ____.

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  • 08-06-2018 6:49pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    There is a non-zero chance that humans die out in 150 years because people just stop having kids.

    Next.


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,314 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Planet will be hit by a massive asteroid.

    All Eyes On Rafah



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    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man


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    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man

    There’s 100% chance she has already.


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    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »
    There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man

    There is absolutely zero chance that she will ever have sex with me:D


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    Taxburden carrier
    Registered Users Posts: 553 ✭✭✭Taxburden carrier


    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    There’s 100% chance she has already.

    You never....?!


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    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,531 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    DiscreteCanineFlickertailsquirrel-max-1mb.gif


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    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhXm7XjtokA


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    MurmanskRun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 42 ✭MurmanskRun


    I'm old enough to have worked through (and in... arguably for) the inception, tentative embracement and ultimate proliferation of the intertubes.

    Whilst I can appreciate the advancements (how I shudder at the term "Internet Of Things" - Hey! Relate to the proletariat? Things! Dumb that sh!t down!) - our ability to *learn* and/or *remember* has been irrevocably lost.

    So, to answer ABG's question, we'll all die out because we'll be fatally hit by a self-driving car whilst we're taking a photo of a piece of tarmac that looks uncanningly like Jesus Christ or Kim KarX*, prior to posting it on FaceyGram.

    (* I am somewhat heartened that our lord and saviour, Google, couldn't autosuggest; There's hope yet... but give it time.)


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    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    If you randomly toss a double dildo in between two good looking women on the street they'll go for it right there in front of you


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    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 14,399 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    There is a non-zero chance of anything. Lock the thread.

    (no chance -- moderator)


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    MikeyTaylor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭MikeyTaylor


    There is a non zero chance that Donald Trump will last the full four years.


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    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users Posts: 7,500 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    greencap wrote: »
    There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.

    There is an absolute zero change of them doing a Norway.
    Likely to give away the rights for a tiny amount of money to the lads.


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    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,226 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    MikeyTaylor wrote: »
    There is a non zero chance that Donald Trump will last the full four years.




    I'll be there til the end of the world


    Mainly as I'll precipitate that same end of the world


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    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    greencap wrote: »
    There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.
    You don't want to find oil any more. Oil consumption is going the way of the dodo.

    There is a non-zero chance we'll turn the entire west coast into a wind energy farm and get fat off the proceeds.


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