There is a non-zero chance that ____.

There is a non-zero chance that humans die out in 150 years because people just stop having kids.

Next.

TheValeyard

Planet will be hit by a massive asteroid.

Jim Bob Scratcher

There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man

Franz Von Peppercorn

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man

There’s 100% chance she has already.

johnayo

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

There is a non zero chance Louise O Neill will ever have sex with a man

There is absolutely zero chance that she will ever have sex with me:D

Taxburden carrier

Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »

There’s 100% chance she has already.

You never....?!

For Forks Sake

greencap

There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.

Atoms for Peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhXm7XjtokA

MurmanskRun

I'm old enough to have worked through (and in... arguably for) the inception, tentative embracement and ultimate proliferation of the intertubes.

Whilst I can appreciate the advancements (how I shudder at the term "Internet Of Things" - Hey! Relate to the proletariat? Things! Dumb that sh!t down!) - our ability to *learn* and/or *remember* has been irrevocably lost.

So, to answer ABG's question, we'll all die out because we'll be fatally hit by a self-driving car whilst we're taking a photo of a piece of tarmac that looks uncanningly like Jesus Christ or Kim KarX*, prior to posting it on FaceyGram.

(* I am somewhat heartened that our lord and saviour, Google, couldn't autosuggest; There's hope yet... but give it time.)

Fanny Wank

If you randomly toss a double dildo in between two good looking women on the street they'll go for it right there in front of you

M.T. Cranium

There is a non-zero chance of anything. Lock the thread.

(no chance -- moderator)

MikeyTaylor

There is a non zero chance that Donald Trump will last the full four years.

BrokenArrows

greencap wrote: »

There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.

There is an absolute zero change of them doing a Norway.
Likely to give away the rights for a tiny amount of money to the lads.

Donald Trump

MikeyTaylor wrote: »

There is a non zero chance that Donald Trump will last the full four years.

I'll be there til the end of the world


Mainly as I'll precipitate that same end of the world

seamus

greencap wrote: »

There is a non-zero chance that Ireland finds massive natural oil and gold reserves. Then does a Norway.

You don't want to find oil any more. Oil consumption is going the way of the dodo.

There is a non-zero chance we'll turn the entire west coast into a wind energy farm and get fat off the proceeds.