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More like **** holiday weekend

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  • 04-06-2018 3:16pm
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    GowlBagJohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭


    I'm after doing some damage to myself after spending the weekend puling myself asunder, there's only sand coming out of me now, can't even make it to the shop to get a capri sun to rehydrate myself


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    #2
    verycool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    Oh good. A new themed account.

    Looking forward to some great quality content from this one!


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    #3
    Conservatory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    Do it standing on your head next.


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    Westernyelp
    Registered Users Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Get somene to give ya a few good skelps on the Arse. HP Ketchup style


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    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore.


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    Conservatory
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,194 ✭✭✭Conservatory


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore.

    Shoddy service, I hope you gave her a bad review.


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    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,325 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore.

    Was that after your shrink told you lack of sex was bringing you down?


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    dudara
    Registered Users Posts: 33,519 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore.

    I went to a whore, he said my life’s a bore


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,240 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Just had two clients. Both were a bore.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    I went to a whore, she said my life's a bore.


    Do you give your self the creeps?


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