Which animal species is the funniest?

Omackeral

Explain to me why it's not penguins.

ZV Yoda

Omackeral wrote: »

Explain to me why it's not penguins.

Because it's clown fish. The clue is in the name.

jaxxx

I see your penguins, and raise you sloths!

Cina

Obvious answer is goats.

Franz Von Peppercorn

Cats can tell a mean joke.

skipper_G

You could say penguins, but can you clean a penguin with a vacuum cleaner?

Omackeral

skipper_G wrote: »

You could say penguins, but can you clean a penguin with a vacuum cleaner?

Why give yourself a chore when you can offload chores to your pengüino?

Malayalam

Cina wrote: »

Obvious answer is goats.

Of course it's goats. How could it be anything else :rolleyes:

Stigura

Cina wrote: »

Obvious answer is goats.

Wait for the goat on here! Be warned; NSFW. Features nipples:


http://vod-share.com/video/the-goat/5011.html

Omackeral

Bears are pretty hilarious too

skipper_G

Omackeral wrote: »

Why give yourself a chore when you can offload chores to your pengüino?

Ah but Dogs do plenty of the work themselves

Malayalam

Still goats to be honest..

retro:electro

Hey guys what’s happenin

PandaPoo

Stigura wrote: »

Wait for the goat on here! Be warned; NSFW. Features nipples:


http://vod-share.com/video/the-goat/5011.html

That's my new favourite gif.

Charlie19

Dogs like to have fun.

Malayalam

The last voats for goats

Capt'n Midnight

Duck jokes are the funniest.

Malayalam

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Duck jokes are the funniest.

Prove it! :mad:

Kolido

Stigura

Kolido; Quarter Horse?

Omackeral

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Duck jokes are the funniest.

Malayalam wrote: »

Prove it! :mad:

They're great quack.

RockDesk

Raccoons can be funny.

Graces7

Oh ducks every time... Even their call...

I miss my goat too much to think of her.. Poppy she was called. Loved her but had to leave her behind.

retro:electro

Lambs are cute

Malayalam

retro:electro wrote: »

Lambs are cute

NOOOOOOOO---OOOOO---AAAAAAHHHH! :eek:

skipper_G

The lamb makes me think of this for some reason

super_furry

Read the topic title, immediately thought penguins and was pleasantly surprised by all the penguins.

Vladimir Poontang

The correct answer is parrots

Lorelli!

I think the Loris deserves a mention at least..

Shenshen

What??!
Two pages in and no mention of owls? You sad, sad, people!

Capt'n Midnight

Malayalam wrote: »

Prove it! :mad:

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working pal" replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the bartender.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

"Of course," the bartender replies.

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???"

bonzodog2

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint and a ham sandwich.
The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working pal" replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the bartender says to him:

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the bartender says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the bartender.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

"Of course," the bartender replies.

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender.

The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says: "What would they want with a plasterer???"

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

circadian

The platypus. Obviously. Just look at the bloody things.

buried

greencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3o5pkOSgwc

Racoons.

They're the lolcat of connoisseurs.

Tigerbaby

just so cool and chilled out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5lixjNYXM

Vincent Vega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAUMFbdNvzI

Take your pick :pac:

DickSwiveller