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  • 30-05-2018 10:41pm
    #1
    Not from your time
    Registered Users Posts: 3 ✭


    I have just put the finishing touches to my time machine.. just keep reading..

    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below


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    #2
    oneilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    What are we piloting?


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,462 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Not from your time wrote: »
    I have just put the finishing touches to my time machine.. just keep reading..

    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below

    If your from another time then surely you know I would post this exact post so you know the general outcome aswell ;)


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    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Looks like someone received the GDPR email from boards.ie.


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    #5
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,171 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    I want to go back to your moment of conception


    And pull out and decorate your mams baps so we don't need to listen to these harebrained ideas


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    #6
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    oneilla wrote: »
    What are we piloting?

    Whatever craft he is floating around Jupiter on because he aint here on earth with us!


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    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


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    #8
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,076 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Sounds like some lure to a muder/suicide by the latest loon who thinks he's the Messiah.

    To thine own self be true



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    #9
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Safety Not Guaranteed.


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    #10
    odyssey06
    Registered Users Posts: 28,416 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Cant swim and afraid of heights.

    Glad I failed that interview.
    So my future self tells me.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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    #11
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I'm a bit busy at the moment, but I might have a couple of hours free yesterday. Would that suit?


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    #12
    Blahfool
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Blahfool


    I for one, welcome our new time travelling overlords.


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    #13
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I have a good BMI and a robust immune system!


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    #14
    RustyNut
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    I'm in, see you last Tuesday.


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    #15
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,639 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Great Scott!


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    #16
    bazz26
    Registered Users Posts: 51,159 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    giphy.gif?w=500&h=269


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    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,639 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Footage of the OP's previous successful test



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    #18
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,099 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    What day you thinking?


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    #19
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    I finished mine last year, it doesn't end well for you.


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    #20
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,693 ✭✭✭buried


    Co-Pilot the starship deedeeee

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #21
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Ah no, I'm grand.


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    #22
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    You could go into the past or future and then bring past/future you as your co-pilot in further adventures.


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    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Not from your time wrote: »
    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below

    If you are a Danish inventor who has built his own submarine, no thanks!


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    #24
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    If you are a Danish inventor who has built his own submarine, no thanks!

    He's a Moldovan submarine inventor so your ok.


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    #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pick me! Pick me!
    I would love to go back to the past! It's my favourite of all places :D


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    #26
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Oh, Boy!


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    #27
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Do us a favour and pick us up a copy of the next Guns n Roses and TOOL albums (if you can go that far into the future).


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    #28
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Do us a favour and pick us up a copy of the next Guns n Roses and TOOL albums (if you can go that far into the future).

    Chinese Democracy wasnt enough?


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    #29
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    ''Yaay time traveling. I'm 100% in''

    *The news that evening:
    News just in, a dismembered, burnt and sodomized corpse has been found in a painted cardboard box with writing spaceship laminated on the outside in Lethrim.


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    #30
    jiltloop
    Registered Users Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Hmm.... the fact that the op registered in Aug 2011 but only posted this invitation in June 2018 lends some credence to his claim. Oh no wait, it doesn't.


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    Fox Hound
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Fox Hound


    jiltloop wrote: »
    Hmm.... the fact that the op registered in Aug 2011 but only posted this invitation in June 2018 lends some credence to his claim. Oh no wait, it doesn't.

    It obviously took 7 years to build the thing..don't be so quick to judge the new King of Boards:)


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