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Need a Co-pilot

  • 30-05-2018 9:41pm
    #1
    Not from your time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭


    I have just put the finishing touches to my time machine.. just keep reading..

    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below


Comments

  • #2
    oneilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭oneilla


    What are we piloting?


  • #3
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Not from your time wrote: »
    I have just put the finishing touches to my time machine.. just keep reading..

    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below

    If your from another time then surely you know I would post this exact post so you know the general outcome aswell ;)


  • #4
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Looks like someone received the GDPR email from boards.ie.


  • #5
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    I want to go back to your moment of conception


    And pull out and decorate your mams baps so we don't need to listen to these harebrained ideas


  • #6
    prinzeugen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    oneilla wrote: »
    What are we piloting?

    Whatever craft he is floating around Jupiter on because he aint here on earth with us!


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  • #7
    Permabear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • #8
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,535 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Sounds like some lure to a muder/suicide by the latest loon who thinks he's the Messiah.

    To thine own self be true



  • #9
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,135 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Safety Not Guaranteed.


  • #10
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,886 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Cant swim and afraid of heights.

    Glad I failed that interview.
    So my future self tells me.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #11
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I'm a bit busy at the moment, but I might have a couple of hours free yesterday. Would that suit?


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  • #12
    Blahfool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Blahfool


    I for one, welcome our new time travelling overlords.


  • #13
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    I have a good BMI and a robust immune system!


  • #14
    RustyNut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    I'm in, see you last Tuesday.


  • #15
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Great Scott!


  • #16
    bazz26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,481 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    giphy.gif?w=500&h=269


  • #17
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,872 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Footage of the OP's previous successful test



  • #18
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,829 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    What day you thinking?


  • #19
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    I finished mine last year, it doesn't end well for you.


  • #20
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭buried


    Co-Pilot the starship deedeeee

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #21
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Ah no, I'm grand.


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  • #22
    Conall Cernach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,965 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    You could go into the past or future and then bring past/future you as your co-pilot in further adventures.


  • #23
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    Not from your time wrote: »
    After decades of research and tests I have finally found a way to move through the fabric of spacetime in a protected bubble of water as in H2O.. I'm inviting one person, Male or Female to come and witness my method of time looping. You must be of good health and not afraid of heights because time looping starts with a jump into a body of water..

    if you are interested and want to know more drop a comment below

    If you are a Danish inventor who has built his own submarine, no thanks!


  • #24
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    If you are a Danish inventor who has built his own submarine, no thanks!

    He's a Moldovan submarine inventor so your ok.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pick me! Pick me!
    I would love to go back to the past! It's my favourite of all places :D


  • #26
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Oh, Boy!


  • #27
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Do us a favour and pick us up a copy of the next Guns n Roses and TOOL albums (if you can go that far into the future).


  • #28
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,135 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Rented Mule wrote: »
    Do us a favour and pick us up a copy of the next Guns n Roses and TOOL albums (if you can go that far into the future).

    Chinese Democracy wasnt enough?


  • #29
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    ''Yaay time traveling. I'm 100% in''

    *The news that evening:
    News just in, a dismembered, burnt and sodomized corpse has been found in a painted cardboard box with writing spaceship laminated on the outside in Lethrim.


  • #30
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,220 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Hmm.... the fact that the op registered in Aug 2011 but only posted this invitation in June 2018 lends some credence to his claim. Oh no wait, it doesn't.


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  • #31
    Fox Hound
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭Fox Hound


    jiltloop wrote: »
    Hmm.... the fact that the op registered in Aug 2011 but only posted this invitation in June 2018 lends some credence to his claim. Oh no wait, it doesn't.

    It obviously took 7 years to build the thing..don't be so quick to judge the new King of Boards:)


  • #32
    Not from your time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 ✭Not from your time


    I knew this wouldnt be a right idea to post here looking for a Co-pilot.. nobody is taking this seriously.. if anyone wants to see the research and schematics for Time looping then you are welcome to read it and study the mathematics.. The search for the co pilot is ending soon because I have to loop again to reset an event that will change the course of history in a parallel universe


  • #33
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭buried


    Not from your time wrote: »
    I knew this wouldnt be a right idea to post here looking for a Co-pilot.. nobody is taking this seriously.. if anyone wants to see the research and schematics for Time looping then you are welcome to read it and study the mathematics.. The search for the co pilot is ending soon because I have to loop again to reset an event that will change the course of history in a parallel universe

    Sure you could have told yourself that last week by going into next week

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #34
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Not from your time wrote: »
    I knew this wouldnt be a right idea to post here looking for a Co-pilot.. nobody is taking this seriously.. if anyone wants to see the research and schematics for Time looping then you are welcome to read it and study the mathematics.. The search for the co pilot is ending soon because I have to loop again to reset an event that will change the course of history in a parallel universe

    Not bloody likely as you haven't shared any of it.


  • #35
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,961 ✭✭✭buried


    Overheal wrote: »
    Not bloody likely as you haven't shared any of it.

    large-exam%20papers%20maths%20JC%20FL.jpg

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #36
    Fiery mutant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Fiery mutant


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Safety Not Guaranteed.


    I love that film.

    We should defend our way of life to an extent that any attempt on it is crushed, so that any adversary will never make such an attempt in the future.



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  • #37
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Not from your time wrote: »
    I knew this wouldnt be a right idea to post here looking for a Co-pilot.. nobody is taking this seriously.. if anyone wants to see the research and schematics for Time looping then you are welcome to read it and study the mathematics.. The search for the co pilot is ending soon because I have to loop again to reset an event that will change the course of history in a parallel universe



    no, it really isnt if you think about it


  • #38
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Someones been reading Jeff Vandermeer ..


  • #39
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    OP Join Date: Aug 2011 :eek:


  • #40
    pxdf9i5cmoavkz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    Hey OP

    I found the perfect co-pilot for you.

    The OP of this thread needs to go into the future to answer a question. https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057877589

    Sign him on as your Co-pilot and that way you get a co-pilot and he get an answer to his question.

    It's a win win!


  • #41
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    screenshot2012-08-15at11-07-49pm1.png


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