I'm going to be given $35,500,000 what should I do with it?

Harry Palmr · 15-05-2018 3:47pm #1

Fantastic news folks

This is to inform you that we have received your payment file from International Monetary Fun.d (IMF) together with your Approved Transaction Number (2830U691) to transfer your payment of US35,500,000.00 to your bank account.

Since your transaction has been verified to be legal by International Monetary Fund (IMF), you are advised to send your banking and personal
details for the processing of your payment.

Act according my instruction, I am waiting for your immediate response.

Yours sincerely,

Kirk Pressley
Chief Financial Officer
BBVA Compass Bank Houston Texas, USA

So I'll be rich soon, what should I buy and who on After Hours should I treat?

Be nice

ps I like the way the sender spelt Fund

JMNolan · 15-05-2018 3:47pm

Abortion

Overheal · 15-05-2018 3:49pm

Have it converted into the most expensive diamonds you can find

Then have them surgically implanted up your bum

rushfan · 15-05-2018 3:49pm

You could contribute towards building a very beautiful, very fantastic wall somewhere near Mexico. Either that or donate some to Nigeria.

Harry Palmr · 15-05-2018 3:53pm

rushfan wrote: »

You could contribute towards building a very beautiful, very fantastic wall somewhere near Mexico. Either that or donate some to Nigeria.

A prince ? They always seem to be in some sort of bother.

punisher5112 · 15-05-2018 3:55pm

Elvis is alive I knew they were wrong....

Remember to share the wealth op and don't spend it all in one shop.

Are Am Eye · 15-05-2018 3:58pm

get back to him with 'how do I know you are the real Kirk Pressley'?

Ipso · 15-05-2018 4:01pm

Kerry Katona seems to have a good investment opportunity.

15-05-2018 4:03pm

If your giving it away can you buy me a flat or a house as I’m only renting a room it’s all I can afford

Please

Avatar MIA · 15-05-2018 4:06pm

Hey Harry,

You should clear out all that chump change you got lying around in your bank account, so when the motherload hits it'll be nice for the balance to be exactly the transfer. It's good financial Fung Shui*.

Paypal account sent to you by PM.

* Good for me anyway

wexie · 15-05-2018 4:07pm

There's a few lads in Finglass that could probably do with a car...

Zulu · 15-05-2018 4:08pm

Hire a **** tonne of mercenaries, and try take over an African country.

vandriver · 15-05-2018 4:10pm

Zulu wrote: »

Hire a **** tonne of mercenaries, and try take over an African country.

But don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.

LeinsterDub · 15-05-2018 4:13pm

wexie wrote: »

There's a few lads in Finglass that could probably do with a car...

https://www.finglass.gr/

We've given those feckin Greeks enough tell them to buy their own cars.

_Kaiser_ · 15-05-2018 4:15pm

Build yourself a cool volcano lair like Blofeld had... capture satellites and rockets for the lolz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dnaorqo6krg

diomed · 15-05-2018 4:58pm

banking and personal details

I use the ATM about once a week and am overweight.

DellyBelly · 15-05-2018 4:59pm

I'm sure you are aware that this is actually a scam! Just a warning

jamesbere · 15-05-2018 5:06pm

DellyBelly wrote: »

I'm sure you are aware that this is actually a scam! Just a warning

Well thanks wrecking our buzz

Harry Palmr · 15-05-2018 5:26pm

DellyBelly wrote: »

I'm sure you are aware that this is actually a scam! Just a warning

Sir I'm going to buy you a

signed by Tommy Lee Jones.

mackeire · 15-05-2018 5:31pm

You know what you have to do here, play email tennis with him and wind him up and post each email in this thread.

massy086 · 15-05-2018 5:34pm

Op definitely this. https://youtu.be/DcbnRr48na0

Glass fused light · 15-05-2018 5:39pm

DellyBelly wrote: »

I'm sure you are aware that this is actually a scam! Just a warning

Eh... It's be verified, that's verified with a transaction number and all.
Sure what more is needed to prove its n.ot a scam

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Fantastic news folks

So I'll be rich soon, what should I buy and who on After Hours should I treat?

Be nice

ps I like the way the sender spelt Fund

Keep it local and buy Irish

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/region/ireland

AllForIt · 15-05-2018 5:43pm

JMNolan wrote: »

Abortion

Erm, wouldn't he have to get pregnant first?

Outlaw Pete · 15-05-2018 5:48pm

Give everyone within a five mile radius of Croker $5000 to fcuk off to a hotel for a week in August so Mr Brooks can throw a seven day line dancing festival in peace.

Outlaw Pete · 15-05-2018 5:50pm

Pete, you do realise that there are 340,000 people living within that area and so the OP wouldn't have the sufficient funds required.

Beasty · 15-05-2018 5:51pm

I've a couple of very nice bikes you can buy. Even get them engraved "ridden by Beasty" for you. I'm sure we can reach appropriate terms for what will be collectors pieces in years to come. In fact I could also do a derivative for you to hedge any Capital Gains Tax when you come to sell them. Very complicated being rich, and I'm happy to provide additional advice on my usual terms

15-05-2018 6:00pm

Buy RTE and foyre Joe Duffy

Are Am Eye · 15-05-2018 6:05pm

Edz87 wrote: »

Buy RTE and foyre Joe Duffy

Better I think if Joe can fight to keep his job. Against Marian Finucane.
One must go.

He gets trident and net. She gets short sword and shield.

Lav broadcast of course.

Snowseer · 15-05-2018 6:25pm

€35,500,500!?!

Ah, wait. It's only dollars. To Hell with that.

wexie · 15-05-2018 6:37pm

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Pete, you do realise that there are 340,000 people living within that area and so the OP wouldn't have the sufficient funds required.

So make it 1 mile, 2500 and a (cowboy) boot up the hole

MonkeyTennis · 15-05-2018 7:11pm

a weekend in Kiev

Capt'n Midnight · 15-05-2018 9:01pm

Are Am Eye wrote: »

get back to him with 'how do I know you are the real Kirk Pressley'?

I'm going to be given $35,500,000 what should I do with it?

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