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Favourite Oscar Wilde Quote

  • 27-04-2018 11:13pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭


    "You can never be over dressed or over educated"

    What is yours?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    "Excuse me, do you have the time?
    Thanks very much."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭Petyr Baelish


    "Spit or Swallow?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    "I hope they don't get Stephen Fry to play me in the movie...."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

    The romantic fecker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    "Either that Oscar Wilde quote goes, or I do"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    I can't think of anyone he qouted. This is hard! Give us hint.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    2 shillings and sixpence for a handjob


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Lucy8080 wrote: »
    I can't think of anyone he qouted.


    Is "qouted" a euphemism?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    I can resist everything except temptation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭SterlingArcher


    We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Work is the curse of the drinking classes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    We are all in the gutter, but some of us received the same book of hilarious quotations, from the same person, two Christmases in a row.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Customs officer: Mr Wilde, have you anything to declare?
    Oscar: I have nothing to declare but my genius.
    Customs officer: I'll put that down as 'nothing' then, shall I?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,656 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    "I like men who have a future and women who have a past."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,760 ✭✭✭✭Marcusm


    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and the highest form of intelligence

    The second clause is usually omitted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 657 ✭✭✭Vladimir Poontang


    I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Use the force Luke.


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