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What would you do?

  • 25-04-2018 4:00pm
    #1
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,225 ✭✭✭✭


    You are lying in bed with your special friend. All your clothes/shoes are scattered between the hall and living room. Suddenly your partner and mother arrive home unexpectedly. The bedroom window is to small to climb out!

    What would you do in this situation?

    Special friend is a member of the opposite sex who's well over the age of consent!


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  • #2
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    "Special friend" sounds like the kind of language a paedophile would use to describe their victim.


  • #3
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Let the air out of her quick as possible


  • #4
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Hang on now....special friend?

    We talking f*ck buddy, teddybear or crusty sock?

    And what the hell is your partner doing with your mother? Is this something you need to be concerned about?


  • #5
    jacksie66
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


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  • #6
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    This is a good instance where burning the house down would be a good idea. You need to really distract them.


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  • #7
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    When you say 'partner' does that mean your significant other, or another cop who you work the mean streets with?


  • #8
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Cover the room in farts and then blame the special friend


  • #9
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    So your caught in the nip in an adulterous situation by your spouse?

    Only one thing to do.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv5fqunQ_4I


  • #10
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


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  • #11
    Daithi101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Daithi101


    Plough on and hope for the best.

    Might be the last time you lay a bit of pipe for a while.


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  • #12
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    FkuedHi.gif


  • #13
    AllForIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    I'd hope you can cook.


  • #14
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Start CPR on you 'friend' and scream repeatedly, at those just arrived, to call 999.


  • #15
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,171 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    One thing I wouldn't be doing is starting new threads on boards.ie.


  • #16
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,841 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    You are lying in bed with your special friend. All your clothes/shoes are scattered between the hall and living room. Suddenly your partner and mother arrive home unexpectedly. The bedroom window is to small to climb out!

    What would you do in this situation?

    Special friend is a member of the opposite sex who's well over the age of consent!


    Most people's mothers are not their partner too

    Are you from Offaly by any chance?


  • #17
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,225 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Everything worked out. We said we felt hot and needed to cool down and then we felt tired. So, we went for a lie down!


  • #18
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    And it's not even magic mushroom season.


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