Recommendations how to hit on someone in work.

6541

I work in a massive factory. Think 1000 plus. It's full of gossip which is to be expected. The question I have for AH. How do you ask a bird out without getting destroyed by your work mates ? Female sane answers more valued ! Lol.

NIMAN

Ask a bird out?

First advice, you need to get out of the 1960s.

pleas advice

liam7831

NIMAN wrote:

Ask a bird out?

NIMAN wrote:

First advice, you need to get out of the 1960s.

Maybe she's a 60s kinda girl

fergiesfolly

Do the woman a favour and leave her the f√ck alone.

pjohnson

SEPT 23 1989

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

PARlance

Don't do it. It's not worth the rejection.

Dya reallybwant the hassle from HR

AnneFrank

Flash the flute at the water cooler and give her a wink

Avatar MIA

I'll just leave this here.

Gorgeousgeorge

Wait for the aul factory party or the likes then you can put the attempt/rejection down to being full as a bull.

bnt

Have a read of this or this for starters.

tl;dr? Forget it, it's more trouble than it's worth.

CPTM

Have you got a Navy officer uniform?

CPTM

Damn, I was beat to it..

Joeseph Balls

Dick pic OP

Works every time.

What could go wrong

blackwhite

6541 wrote: »

I work in a massive factory. Think 1000 plus. It's full of gossip which is to be expected. The question I have for AH. How do you ask a bird out without getting destroyed by your work mates hauled up in front of HR ? Female sane answers more valued ! Lol.

FYP

Atlantic Dawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyhIsFshd1E

One eyed Jack

6541 wrote: »

I work in a massive factory. Think 1000 plus. It's full of gossip which is to be expected. The question I have for AH. How do you ask a bird out without getting destroyed by your work mates ? Female sane answers more valued ! Lol.

You work in a massive factory with 1000+ employees and plenty of gossip, and you want to know how can you how can you ask a girl out without it getting around that you asked her out if she turns you down?

Good luck with that mate :pac:

TrustedApple

ÉAs the saying go's dont s.hit where you eat.

verycool

pjohnson wrote: »

Does she like the dubstep?

Samuel T. Cogley

Avatar MIA wrote: »

I'll just leave this here.

#metoo

893bet

Email her and bcc all users.

Fr_Dougal

Burn her house down, then offer her somewhere to stay.

OldMrBrennan83

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corner of hells

Ask her ugly mate out ?
If she looks disappointed , drop her mate and ask her out .

Let us know how you get on , I'm thinking bout asking out one of the caterers at work.

liam7831

Leave the air out of her car tyre and then be waiting to help the damsel in distress

Yester

Strike up a general conversation about how boring it is working in the factory. Then strike up a conversation about where you like to go for a few drinks on the weekend. Then ask her if she would like to help organise a strike for better conditions.

bazz26

This should work OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQo6GRGOzfk

Roger Hassenforder

Its quite sad, that a chap just hoping to get his hole of some auld burd at work, genuinely ask AH for advice, and all he gets is HR bullh1t3.

Just ask her out For dinner some night OP FFS, shoulders back, chest out and man da fcuk up.
Youve nothing to lose.

Jaysci20

Patww79 wrote: »

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He's already guilty of committing a thought crime. He should be castrated at the very least for this.

greenflash

I've just copped the word "on" in the title and have no further interest in this thread. Wuss

jaxxx

Jaysci20 wrote: »

He's already guilty of committing a thought crime. He should be castrated at the very least for this.

Punishment before the crime. That's the way of the future!

Mongfinder General

Pretend to have a broken leg. Come into work in a wheelchair. Wheel up to her and say “Hi bird, wanna come for a ride with me?”

Roger Hassenforder

jaxxx wrote: »

Punishment before the crime. That's the way of the future!

Hes ok if he imagines it as consensual.
Be no harm to sign an affidavit though

Captain Red Beard

Are you both on speaking terms?
Do you work the same shift pattern, in the same area?
Or do you just pass each other on a shift change, never speaking?

johnnyyesno

NIMAN wrote: »

Ask a bird out?

First advice, you need to get out of the 1960s.

Gor blimey Guv, what a tasty bird!

hairyslug

A sexy pic of you in your lingerie (possibly doing a tiger pose to show your adventurous side) or a musical number involving the entire work force.

Richard Hillman

Don't do it. She could be one of those mentallers that would report you for sexual harassment. Next thing you'll have the Irish Times camped outside your work place asking the company about Toxic Masculinity.

YFlyer

liam7831 wrote: »

Leave the air out of her car tyre and then be waiting to help the damsel in distress

The burning down the house option be better.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Kidnap her dog. Then feed it bacon for two days straight. As soon as the "lost pet" posters start to appear, return the dog claiming you found it. By this stage it'll associate you with bacon and love you and girls love people who love their pets.

If it doesn't work, hey - you got to play with a dog for two days!

SnazzyPig

Try leaving a trail of bird-seed to your work station.....

seenitall

hairyslug wrote: »

A sexy pic of you in your lingerie (possibly doing a tiger pose to show your adventurous side) or a musical number involving the entire work force.

What's a tiger pose? (Afraid to google it)

The J Stands for Jay

Just walk up to them and punch them without saying anything.

Edit: i may have misread the thread title.