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Women, cover your delicate little ears

  • 19-04-2018 5:55pm
    #1
    Pelvis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭


    Men, on a day like today, how much ball sweat is too much ball sweat?

    Asking for a friend.


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  • #2
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    I am notoriously intolerant of ball-sweat. I wore tennis-shorts commando-style when cutting the grass while ago, and will be leppin' into the pool shortly.


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pelvis wrote: »
    Men, on a day like today, how much ball sweat is too much ball sweat?

    Asking for a friend.

    OMG your name is Pelvis:eek:


  • #4
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Just when you thought...


  • #5
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    What's your unit of measurement?


  • #6
    ednwireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    What's your unit of measurement?
    Buckets ?

    My weather

    https://www.ecowitt.net/home/share?authorize=96CT1F



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  • #7
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    It’s not ideal is it? Nothing worse than meeting a client or doing something important and realising that your ballsac is stuck to the inside of your leg. Like trying to peel chicken skin off a barber floor. Have to be discrete in readjusting everything back the way it should be.

    Bit of talcum powder can work in minor cases, but this is just one of the drawbacks of being a man.


  • #8
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,232 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    Ahhhh here it's not that sunny....


  • #9
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    ednwireland wrote: »
    Buckets ?

    In that case I would say two buckets is too much. Anything less and you'll be grand.


  • #10
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,059 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Sam Quentin wrote: »
    Ahhhh here it's not that sunny....

    Booooooooooooooooooo

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #11
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    It’s not ideal is it? Nothing worse than meeting a client or doing something important and realising that your ballsac is stuck to the inside of your leg. Like trying to peel chicken skin off a barber floor. Have to be discrete in readjusting everything back the way it should be.

    Bit of talcum powder can work in minor cases, but this is just one of the drawbacks of being a man.

    Doing lunges down the corridor hoping no one sees you


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  • #12
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    Doing lunges down the corridor hoping no one sees you

    Better than the old ‘two handed pocket shuffle’.


  • #13
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    It’s not ideal is it? Nothing worse than meeting a client or doing something important and realising that your ballsac is stuck to the inside of your leg. Like trying to peel chicken skin off a barber floor. Have to be discrete in readjusting everything back the way it should be.

    Bit of talcum powder can work in minor cases, but this is just one of the drawbacks of being a man.


    Just whip it out to break the ice.

    Works for me with the playmates and pornstars


  • #14
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Better than the old ‘two handed pocket shuffle’.

    You look like a right pleb if your pockets aren't deep enough


  • #15
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,285 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ankle deep


  • #16
    circadian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,221 ✭✭✭circadian


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    Just whip it out to break the ice.

    Works for me with the playmates and pornstars

    I heard shark documentaries were more your thing.


  • #17
    Daithi101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Daithi101


    Nothing worse than having your ball sack stuck to your leg when in the dart or bus.

    Trying to awkwardly shuffle your legs in stick it is a disaster.


  • #18
    EICVD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭EICVD


    It’s times like these every house shoulda been built with a bidet.


  • #19
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    That's the law in Italy. Every new house must have a bidet


  • #20
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    I wasn't aware that men made any attempt whatsoever to hide the fact they were adjusting their genitals. It certainly doesn't seem like it.


  • #21
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    http://www.boots.ie/below-the-belt-grooming-for-men-fresh-and-dry-balls-cool-75ml-10222667


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  • #22
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,136 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Birneybau wrote: »
    http://www.boots.ie/below-the-belt-grooming-for-men-fresh-and-dry-balls-cool-75ml-10222667

    Stuff is actually great! They do a spray as well which does similar.

    Gf bought them for me as part of Christmas or me birthday present there recently can't remember which one. When opened them I was like wtf ha! Turns out I use them all the time!


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