Funny School Stories

Chev_Chelios

I recently bumped into a lad I went to school with and we reminiced about our secondary school days and some funny moments that occured. So what are your funny stories and happy memories from school After hours? I'l get the ball rolling.

Some lads managed to coax a horse into the school which them bolted down the corridor and then spent the morning grazing in the school pitch.

blaze1

I remember one lad burnt down our art block, he was meant to have burnt down a few barns etc as well.

Cantona's Collars

blaze1 wrote: »

I remember one lad burnt down our art block, he was meant to have burnt down a few barns etc as well.

"One lad burnt down the art block"
Says the fella with the username blaze1.:)

frag420

One day a dog ran into the classroom...

garbo speaks

A guy in my class once found a used condom behind the school and lifted it with a stick into class and kept it beside him for most of the afternoon, until our English teacher had to leave the class for a moment. He then put it into her book bag and shut it. Needless to say, the following day, all hell broke loose!

El Weirdo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tWuPpuBSuA

blaze1

Cantona's Collars wrote: »

"One lad burnt down the art block"
Says the fella with the username blaze1.:)

If I had done the rest of the fires it would have been Blazemany :pac:

Graces7

At junior school, the male teachers were older men. The war had taken our young men ( UK )

The deputy head was one such, Strict as they come,.

One day he was i front of us 8 year olds, tirading and brandishing a loong bamboo cane, with which many of the lads were..... intimately familiar, ( we girls got our hands walloped with rulers :eek:)

Suddenly the cane hit a lit light bulb, which of course exploded all over us and Sir changed from screaming and shouting to sheer terror as he extricated shards of hot glass from our clothing.. we were screaming too by then

RhubarbCrumble

6th class, 1991. The class 'hardman' punched the class 'nerd' and gave him a nosebleed. All hell broke loose. Next day nerd's mother came up to the principal, and hardman rocked up half an hour late for school. Wearing a Barry McGuigan sweatshirt.

Teacher got so annoyed with the class one day, they had a ruler in their hand at the time and tried to break it by bending it just to ram home the point on how frustrated he was with us.

Thing was, it was one of those shatter proof rulers that were quite robust and quite hard to break in half.

He failed miserably at breaking it and just looked like a total and utter failure. Poor man.