Toilet Graffiti- anyone miss it?

Max Prophet

Not much decent musings on the jax walls these days. Nothing like the old "if the bottom is falling out of yer world eat a good curry and let the world fall out of yer bottom". Or a bit of Republican progaganda - often countered by a brave nordy prod with a "up the UVF" !

Anyway I don't see much on the toilet door these days. Lost art form

seanrambo87

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came for a ****
But only farted.

Yeah miss it alright :-(

Boom_Bap

The Toilet Roll here is like Clint Eastwood.

Rough. Tough. And doesn't take sh*t from anyone.

McMurphy

Seen this wrote in tiny letters at the bottom of a jacks inside door in a pub in Dublin one Saturday afternoon.









"You are now sh1teing at an angle of 45 degrees"

garbo speaks

I still enjoy going into public toilets, taking the details written on the doors, and arranging meetings with some interesting men.

McMurphy

garbo speaks wrote: »

I still enjoy going into public toilets, taking the details written on the doors, and arranging meetings with some interesting men.

That you sea bass?

Boom_Bap

Yer Da sells Avon

We have AH nowadays.

Universities remain a good place for toilet wall graffiti. A few days after the Paris attacks, I spotted that someone had written "#JeSuisParis on a cubicle wall in UCD. Underneath that, someone else had written "No, you're not". Which made me smile. Then a few days later, someone else had written (in huge red lettering) "Allahu Akbar!" underneath it.

Things can escalate quickly.

whisky_galore

A man's ambitions
Must indeed be small
If he writes his name
On a sh1thouse wall.

ohnonotgmail

the famous one written on the toilet paper holder in the Arts block in Trinity "Arts degrees. Please take one".

endacl

TomSweeney

I remember a classic from DCU

"Flush hard ...... it's a long way to the canteen"

MonkieSocks

The Painter's Work, Was All In Vain,

The Sh1t-House Writer, Strikes Again

DEFTLEFTHAND

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

the famous one written on the toilet paper holder in the Arts block in Trinity "Arts degrees. Please take one".

An absolute classic.

kildare lad

I remember going to the toilets in FAS Ballyfermot around 2001. You'd be in the for about 20 mins reading all the stuff on the walls. Plenty of jokes, your ma, phones numbers for a good time, up the RA etc, some of the stuff was really funny.

One joke that i still remember is, what does F.A.S mean = Failures At School.

For Forks Sake

Written on the side on the condom machine in (can't remember where) .. " For refund, please insert baby. "

Stigura

" I Am, Therefor I Think ~ Descartes Before The Horse ".

Always stuck with me, that one

the_pen_turner

we really are loosing this art form. i know its ilegal and some of it disgusting. but some of it really is a work of genuis

somesoldiers

UCD Arts block c. 1993
“Toilet tennis, look left”
Other wall
“Look right”

Amirani

the_pen_turner wrote: »

we really are loosing this art form. i know its ilegal and some of it disgusting. but some of it really is a work of genuis

Mobile phones have killed it.

Franz Von Peppercorn

somesoldiers wrote: »

UCD Arts block c. 1993
“Toilet tennis, look left”
Other wall
“Look right”

I was stuck for hours in a cubicle with that one until rescued. Was dizzy after.

When I think back I dont think you could ever win or lose that game.

Yer Da sells Avon

garbo speaks wrote: »

I still enjoy going into public toilets, taking the details written on the doors, and arranging meetings with some interesting men.

Conversation isn't great though. But then it is difficult to talk with your mouth full.

Noveight

Jacks in the Ennis courthouse:

If these walls were made of cake
I'd eat a hole and make a break
But seeing as they're made of stone
I'd better leave the cúnts alone.

:p