How big is your Dock??

Say my name

I'm well aware of the situation on the ground after the terrible winter/spring this year and it's still continuing for many if not all.
But just for some light relief I thought I'd start a thread after seeing how my docks were emerging and rising above the grass today.

I haven't ran it past the mods but they're a jolly bunch who I'm sure have big docks too.

So here's a picture of my docks today.
It's still in the growth faze. Not surprising after the cold spring this year.
It won't be coming to seed for another month so still amble time for some spraying.



So thread open.
Who has the biggest dock or even a peculiar size dock. Any pictures of docks welcome.

charolais0153

Say my name wrote: »

I'm well aware of the situation on the ground after the terrible winter/spring this year and it's still continuing for many if not all.
But just for some light relief I thought I'd start a thread after seeing how my docks were emerging and rising above the grass today.

I haven't ran it past the mods but they're a jolly bunch who I'm sure have big docks too.

So here's a picture of my docks today.
It's still in the growth faze. Not surprising after the cold spring this year.
It won't be coming to seed for another month so still amble time for some spraying.



So thread open.
Who has the biggest dock or even a peculiar size dock. Any pictures of docks welcome.

Biggest docks here are about the size of a thumb

emaherx

charolais0153 wrote: »

Biggest docks here are about the size of a thumb

I think you misread the question!

Ahhhh for forks sake!

17 cm . Ohhh dock .. sorry

Lady Haywire

You can eat docks

charolais0153

emaherx wrote: »

I think you misread the question!

Did i?
https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/0f/09/e5/73/big-thumb-statue.jpg

Muckit

Say my name wrote: »

...so still amble time for some spraying..

Spraying, hmmm interesting. l like to pull mine by hand.

Say my name

Pictures of your docks folks please.

Dock pics if you will.

Only green docks accepted.

whelan2

I dont have a dock

Say my name

whelan2 wrote: »

I dont have a dock

That's the fine Louth land for ya.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Say my name wrote: »

I'm well aware of the situation on the ground after the terrible winter/spring this year and it's still continuing for many if not all.
But just for some light relief I thought I'd start a thread after seeing how my docks were emerging and rising above the grass today.

I haven't ran it past the mods but they're a jolly bunch who I'm sure have big docks too.

So here's a picture of my docks today.
It's still in the growth faze. Not surprising after the cold spring this year.
It won't be coming to seed for another month so still amble time for some spraying.



So thread open.
Who has the biggest dock or even a peculiar size dock. Any pictures of docks welcome.

You're some fecking chancer, you are:D

The Rabbi

Is that Pedigrees wellie? Size 6 I presume.

Mac Taylor

Lady Haywire wrote: »

You can eat docks

Any pictures:D

Say my name

The Rabbi wrote: »

Is that Pedigrees wellie? Size 6 I presume.

Not sure? It was there before i came upon it.

I appreciate it's dark out now folks but there's a whole day tomorrow to get clicking.

Edit: It was lucky for ye that I picked that thread title.
It was a toss up between that and "Dockwatch 2018".

greysides

Say my name wrote:

Who has the biggest dock or even a peculiar size dock. Any pictures of docks welcome.

You did well to have the picture so clear while taking the photo balanced on one leg.

foxy farmer

I suggest the thread title be changed from dock to Rumex. Misread the thread title and instead of dock pics we'll be getting d@#$ pics.

Genghis Cant

Does anyone find their Dock gets hard and stalky and bursts the plastic on the bales of silage?
It's no joke ;-)

satstheway

Genghis Cant wrote: »

Does anyone find their Dock gets hard and stalky and bursts the plastic on the bales of silage?
It's no joke ;-)

Never happened luckily
You should double bag much safer and you won't get any nasty surprises when you open the bale in 9 mts

satstheway

Just realised the next tread here is and I quote

"where does my meat go".

I must be in After hours by mistake

anthony500_1

satstheway wrote:

Just realised the next tread here is and I quote

satstheway wrote:

"where does my meat go".

satstheway wrote:

I must be in After hours by mistake

Sorry about that one, my bad,

this thread is giving me a fair laugh.

Unfortunately my docks are at an all time low, the bad winter and no growth has left it soft and small. I'm thinking it's time to get some chemical intervention to help it push up if only for a short while.........

gozunda

anthony500_1 wrote: »

Sorry about that one, my bad,

this thread is giving me a fair laugh.

Unfortunately my docks are at an all time low, the bad winter and no growth has left it soft and small. I'm thinking it's time to get some chemical intervention to help it push up if only for a short while.........

My apologies If I started something

I'm never finished dealing with the docks around here tbh ...



Here's a photo of a big dock I found on d'internet



No sorry that's no right either ....

Gravelly

I didn't want to embarass you lads with a picture of my huge dock, but my wife has a shaven pussy so here's a picture of that instead.

Dakota Dan

Gravelly wrote: »

I didn't want to embarass you lads with a picture of my huge dock, but my wife has a shaven pussy so here's a picture of that instead.

Is that where your meat goes?

Reggie.

Say my name wrote: »

Pictures of your docks folks please.

Dock pics if you will.

Only green docks accepted.

How about dying docks

carrollsno1

Genghis Cant wrote: »

Does anyone find their Dock gets hard and stalky and bursts the plastic on the bales of silage?
It's no joke ;-)

I found the kiwis couldnt make a wrap to handle the irish docks, got a woeful fright with the effluent running down the yard, f#ck it what if the department man landed?

gozunda

Gravelly wrote: »

I didn't want to embarass you lads with a picture of my huge dock, but my wife has a shaven pussy so here's a picture of that instead.

You're wrong I'm afraid that's a hairless pussy - completely different to a shaved one ...

Gravelly

gozunda wrote: »

You're wrong I'm afraid that's a hairless pussy - completely different to a shaved one ...

That probably explains that itch I have.

gozunda

You need to be careful with dock seed ...

☆One broad-leaved dock can produce 60,000 seeds
☆One curled dock can produce 40,000 seeds
☆Seed is spread by wind, water and slurry
☆They are viable in the soil for up to 80 years
☆There are 12.5 million seeds/ha in the top 15cm of soil

☆Docks will produce seed even after cutting
☆They have a tap root and secondary root systems
☆Shoots grow from root sections
☆The roots are very long

See: http://www.dowagro.com/en-ie/ireland/grassland/weeds/docks

Just out of interest who has broad or curled dock or is it common enough to have both?

Say my name

gozunda wrote: »

You need to be careful with dock seed ...



See: http://www.dowagro.com/en-ie/ireland/grassland/weeds/docks

Just out of interest who has broad or curled dock or is it common enough to have both?

Yea you can have both in the same sward.
I've had them anyway.

(I went to see could I spot a curled dock there now but no sign of one only broad leaved).

Vladimir Poontang

this thread

Say my name

Reggie. wrote: »

How about dying docks

They'll do too.

Good man Reggie get the ball rolling.

Reggie.

Say my name wrote: »

They'll do too.

Good man Reggie get the ball rolling.

The only good dock is a dead dock

greysides

A dock in time saves nine.

TITANIUM.

Reggie. wrote: »

How about dying docks

Looks like their suffering from a case of brewers droop.

Reggie.

TITANIUM. wrote: »

Looks like their suffering from a case of brewers droop.

Grazon pro

TITANIUM.

Reggie. wrote: »

Grazon pro

No expense spared so