The Death Machine

Situate your little death machine in your own favourite setting and press the button when you're ready to go to the next life.

I've seen numerous people die awful deaths over many years. I haven't made my mind up myself yet on self-euthanasia but I think this will appeal to those in favour and it looks like the options will only increase as the years go by.

This is the start of a new industry- one of those jobs that wasn't invented 10 years ago- "A death machine maker" - any colour, including black- options into the future will include an "a feic I didn't mean to press the button yet, button", 26 different after-scent perfumes, an automatic ejector seat to launch you into the sea if on a boat :pac:





A controversial 3D-printed death machine designed to send people to the afterlife peacefully will be 'tested' by the public for the first time.
The 'Sarco' is the creation of 70-year-old Australian euthanasia advocate Philip Nitschke, also known as 'Dr Death'.
When a button is pressed, the Sarco will fill with nitrogen, resulting in the person losing consciousness after one minute and dying after five minutes.
It will be unveiled at the Amsterdam Funeral Fair on Saturday, where attendees can get a glimpse into what it will be like to step in the Sarco using a virtual reality headset.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5585819/Dr-Death-lets-public-test-controversial-3D-printed-suicide-machine-virtual-reality.html

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You're ok, thanks. I'll take my chances.

What on earth

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

What on earth

Yep. On earth- at a funeral parlour near you, soon.

But it's designed to take you away from earth- while still on earth- if you get me.

Hammer Archer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbmQxZkSswI

Futurama ahead of its time again.

The Backwards Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyM2AnA96yE

Hammer Archer

Hammer Archer wrote: »

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Futurama ahead of its time again.

Logan's Run- 1967 (book) and 1976 film

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan%27s_Run_(film)

WoollyRedHat

Dying to die this.

5uspect

This is terrible. How hard is it to use a HDRI background for quality rendering and a nice grass shader around the base? If they can’t get these important details right how can we trust them to not contaminate the nitrogen with oxygen?

The Backwards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

Logan's Run- 1967 (book) and 1976 film

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan%27s_Run_(film)

Can you guess the Grieg one?

namloc1980

Best part of that is the "Amsterdam Funeral Fair".

buried

Ipso

I wouldn't be caught dead in that.

Capt'n Midnight

there was another company claiming to backup your brain

or at least sorta preserve it by injecting you with embalming fluid

it is, needless to say, 100% fatal


They got a government grant

buried

Why does every machine made nowadays look like a Evil Cat Transformers eye/eyes? You see it with cars now too, they look f**king terrible.

Hande hoche!

buried wrote: »

Why does every machine made nowadays look like a Evil Cat Transformers eye/eyes? You see it with cars now too, they look f**king terrible.

It's to distract you from the real evils of Zuckerberg etc.

whiskeyman

Is that a see through capsule?






Remains to be seen...



:pac:

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Can you guess the Grieg one?

Soylent Green?

Sardonicat

"Tested by the public"? Bit difficult to get accurate feedback from the testers.

Fred Swanson

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Just think of the marketing brochure

Replaceable lining - pod recyclable
Customizable interior
Coffee cup holder, surround sound speakers and Recaro seats as standard
For purchase or rent
Can be placed anywhere in the world for an additional fee
Note: rental rates are per hour- don’t leave it too late to go or addional charges will apply

MonkieSocks

Fred Swanson wrote: »

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Sol's Euthanasia

The last scene Edward G. Robinson would shoot, he died 12 days later.

Four Phucs Ache

Just imagine 50 seconds after hitting the button and your last lucid moment would be a big dirty seagull shyte hitting the glass.

Zaph

Does it come with a money-back guarantee if you're not absolutely delighted with the results?

Four Phucs Ache

Four Phucs Ache wrote: »

Just imagine 50 seconds after hitting the button and your last lucid moment would be a big dirty seagull shyte hitting the glass.

*adds auto-wipers to list of optional extras*

Zaph wrote: »

Does it come with a money-back guarantee if you're not absolutely delighted with the results?

Only on production of a death certificate.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Just think of the marketing brochure

Replaceable lining - pod recyclable
Customizable interior
Coffee cup holder, surround sound speakers and Recaro seats as standard
For purchase or rent
Can be placed anywhere in the world for an additional fee
Note: rental rates are per hour- don’t leave it too late to go or addional charges will apply

I'll only need it the once, I'll rent.

GhostyMcGhost

Zaph wrote: »

Does it come with a money-back guarantee if you're not absolutely delighted with the results?

Introducing the JML death in a box

Now available at your local tesco and Heatons

Capt'n Midnight

Zaph wrote: »

Does it come with a money-back guarantee if you're not absolutely delighted with the results?

It comes with a lifetime guarantee.