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Fake Gender Studies Class

  • 28-03-2018 4:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17


    :Now Offering a Totally Unqualified and Unacceptable Degree In Gender Studies:

    Join a Google Classroom where you "Learn" on the subject of gender and feminism through satire and "crazy feminist" stereotypes.

    Short assignments will be given and the option is there on whether to do them or not (they can be as terribly written as you want) and they will be given a grade

    This is a joke "club" and anyone who wants to join: drop your Gmail account to get invited. You will be granted access on the current day or the next day without fail. (Probably)
    Not entirely sure whether anything will be learned and you will come out better people or this will all end up in flames.... Come along for the ride and find out!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    Also, To Clear any misconceptions up,
    I am in no-way qualified to teach anything so think of this more a GAA club and Im the volunteer who will spend his Sunday morning teaching small people to solo a ball


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    I can tell you all there is to know about the crying game.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    There's a certain "degree" one can obtain in a field known as "Gender and Women's Studies" a bs degree to most people
    Im here offering you all the chance to enroll in a totally satire version of said class. For the record, the class is a safe space so keep the hate outside of my classroom please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,710 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    Did your mammy never give you the "talk" ?

    There's two genders, male and female. A man has a winky and a woman has a vajayjay and when they love each other they have a special hug.

    Saved you all a fortune. Payment in Bitcoin please.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    Please keep the man-splaining out of this forum. Im here to offer the education of a lifetime to those who cannot afford to go back to University to partake in a such a useless degree, thats where I come in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    D3V!L wrote: »
    There's two genders, male and female. A man has a winky and a woman has a vajayjay and when they love each other they have a special hug.

    Bigot!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    (Drop your emails at any time boys, girls, and others)


  • Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    D3V!L wrote: »
    Did your mammy never give you the "talk" ?

    There's two genders, male and female. A man has a winky and a woman has a vajayjay and when they love each other they have a special hug.

    Saved you all a fortune. Payment in Bitcoin please.
    How dare you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    It's always the same during the Easter school holidays and the TY students are the worst.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Whats a Fake Gender?

    Do they have special toilets too?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,661 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Will I get a Diploma that I can put on file,in a filing cabinet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Lesson: How to take a decent dickpic..,

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    That can be arranged


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Lesson: How to take a decent dickpic..,

    I'm pretty sure I can get an exemption for this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    cantdecide wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I can get an exemption for this...
    I'm going to need to get a note from home with the approval of the board of education on it before you can be exemplified from the class and miss said lesson.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    PM sent ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    SOStudent wrote: »
    I'm going to need to get a note from home with the approval of the board of education on it before you can be exemplified from the class and miss said lesson.

    Exemplified?

    I'd review ambitions of third level English and History. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    Exemplified?

    I'd review ambitions of third level English and History. ;)
    Learn that and more, only at the Gender Studies class!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    SOStudent wrote: »
    Learn that and more, only at the Gender Studies class!

    I think you missed the point. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    I think you missed the point. :rolleyes:
    I think you missed the bus back to the retirement home, but that's enough said about that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    SOStudent wrote: »
    I think you missed the bus back to the retirement home, but that's enough said about that.

    I thought it was you alright. Life as uneventful as ever?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    I thought it was you alright. Life as uneventful as ever?
    Well sometimes there is nothing better to be doing at half 8 in the evening than being "grilled" by a pensioner who so ironically spends his time donating to forums such as "What are you eating?"" and "What are you doing now?" yet also finds time for ridiculing other people's schedules , truly a man above men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    SOStudent wrote: »
    Well sometimes there is nothing better to be doing at half 8 in the evening than being "grilled" by a pensioner who so ironically spends his time donating to forums such as "What are you eating?"" and "What are you doing now?" yet also finds time for ridiculing other people's schedules , truly a man above men.

    I reckon I've done a lot more with my day today, and most days, than you'd ever even contemplate doing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I reckon I've done a lot more with my day today, and most days, than you'd ever even contemplate doing.

    I only did three things today. One of those was posting on here.

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    endacl wrote: »
    I only did three things today. One of those was posting on here.

    :(

    But you're a grown man who has actually done something in the real world.

    I'm sure the other two things count for something too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    I reckon I've done a lot more with my day today, and most days, than you'd ever even contemplate doing.
    And Im sure competing with a minor to uphold your pride was the highlight. All those old spice fumes have made your head furry I suspect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    I'm sure the other two things count for something too.

    Ah, not really. Been out the door with work recently. Gave myself the day off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,438 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    SOStudent wrote: »
    And Im sure competing with a minor to uphold your pride was the highlight. All those old spice fumes have made your head furry I suspect.
    Grown ups chatting here. Find a bottle of Fanta and wait in the car.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    endacl wrote: »
    Ah, not really. Been out the door with work recently. Gave myself the day off!

    At least you work, unlike the spoofer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    endacl wrote: »
    Grown ups chatting here. Find a bottle of Fanta and wait in the car.

    Was that one of the kids crying or something on the TV?

    I'm too comfortable to go look.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 SOStudent


    endacl wrote: »
    Grown ups chatting here. Find a bottle of Fanta and wait in the car.
    One of them seems too grown up and the other "gave himself the day off" it's truly a blessing to see such prime individuals. Truly an apparition of greatness before my eyes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭SeamusG97


    First genuinely funny thread on here in ages.


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