If you could freeze time

badabing106

And indulge in fun pranks or victimless crimes, what would ye get up to?

I would replace the coffee filled cup of the person sit next to be on public transport, with beetroot juice. Hahaha!

Sidebaro

I'd never unfreeze it. The whole universe would stop expanding. I'd ruin everything. It'd be gas.

jaxxx

Something along the lines that Quicksilver did in that Xmen film, without the violent parts of course. Then laugh in hysterics when time is unfrozen as I watch my masterpiece unfold!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

badabing106 wrote: »

And indulge in fun pranks or victimless crimes, what would ye get up to?

If I froze time I couldn't do anything as it's a dimension that I would also be frozen in.

Alternatively I'd just leave it frozen and see what happens.

Noveight

There’d be groping. Lots and lots of groping...

I'd pants a lot of people.

Yer Da sells Avon

I would carry out a non-violent bank robbery.

drillyeye

Stand on O'Connell street and wait until traffic is moving its fastest.

Freeze time.

Place a person in front of every (previously) speeding vehicle.

Unfreeze time.

Watch ensuing panic from GPO roof, with chocolate milkshake, for approximately 1 minute.

Freeze time.

Go down and spend several days removing the bodies, cleaning up every last trace of the accidents, such as blood spills, blood splatters on bumpers etc. Hide the bodies in the fridge in Mac donalds.

Go home, unfreeze time, and then go to bed.

Wake up to the greatest mystery of our time.

Laugh.

The_Valeyard

Catch up on sleep.

milehip

Noveight wrote: »

There’d be groping. Lots and lots of groping...

Good man Harvey.

suicide_circus

Candie wrote: »

I'd pants a lot of people.

Candie Weinstein

Hector Bellend

perpetual ****

freshpopcorn

Bernard's watch!

Ulysses Gaze

Rob as much money from as many banks as possible.

Cee-Jay-Cee

badabing106 wrote: »

And indulge in fun pranks or victimless crimes, what would ye get up to?

I would replace the coffee filled cup of the person sit next to be on public transport, with beetroot juice. Hahaha!

You have the power to freeze time and this is the best you could come up with...well done, you have failed imagination lesson 1.0.

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

HONKEY TONK

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

I never heard that before. It's lovely.

Drumpot

Somebody beeps at you. Freeze time, get out of the car and draw a dick on their head with permanent ink.

Somebody skips you in the cue in the shop, freeze time and draw a dick on their face.

Somebody just has one of those judgy, c*nty faces that you randomly walk past, you freeze time and get drawing.

I remember drawing dicks on the heads of every person in every picture on a history book in school. I went through it awhile back and found it hilarious. All these high brow monarchs looking all proud of themselves. With dicks on their heads. What’s not to like about that?

harry Bailey esq

suicide_circus wrote: »

Candie Weinstein

Jew can't be serious.

pleas advice

It's not as good as Barbie Girl, or their lesser known but in my opinion better hit 'Doctor Jones', but, it does have a certain, I don't know what, a certain je ne sais quoi about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls0WfopgR9k

Your Face

Id freeze it into icecubes for my Pimms

sbsquarepants

Reminds me of an Adam Sandler movie. Didn't work out well for him, but he did get to bang Kate Beckinsale, so swings and roundabouts I suppose.

Personally I'd freeze it right at the point when it looked like a Liverpool shot was inching just wide, then I'd run on the pitch and adjust by an inch or two and have it sneak in the top corner. Stopping off at the bar on the way back before unfreezing obviously, for a complimentary pint or two......and probably the takings of the till, you know, just cos I could.

cantdecide

I have exams in May... I also have a laptop.