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Cringeworthy moments with the opposite sex (or same sex if that's your thing)

  • 19-03-2018 6:25pm
    #1
    0byme75341jo28
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    Was chatting to this wan in the pub a while back, she was fecking gorgeous and things were going well. Anyway we hit the dancefloor, got the shift, was flying it. Except that I'm just out of a long term relationship so, out of habit, I said "I love you". Fúcking hell if the Earth could swallow me up I'd have gladly let it. Needless to say I fecked off as soon as I could with my tail between my legs :pac:

    I imagine this is fairly tame compared to some of ye're stories though....


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  • #2
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    That's like calling the teacher "mam"


  • #3
    0byme75341jo28
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    suicide_circus wrote: »
    That's like calling the teacher "mam"

    That is ridiculously accurate...


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
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    I called my old boss Dad in a meeting. A meeting with 15 other people to witness my humiliation.

    I've embarrassed myself more times than I care to remember, and I think I've documented most of them on AH at this point!




    ETA: I don't even call my father Dad. I refer to him as Dad but I call him by his name. I've no idea where it came from.


  • #5
    LirW
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    I always cringe when I hear Eoghan McDermott on his radio show saying "love you, BYYYYEEEEE" to literally every caller.


  • #6
    bear1
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    I've a few but one that I wish I never bothered talking to was this girl I met years ago.
    2 of them in the club and I was there with a friend.
    Anyway they took a shine to us and we thought game on. Each other chatting to the other.
    Friend says to me "here I'm buying her a drink and you should as well" so I thought ah yeah **** it.
    This lad goes and orders himself and her a fancy ass drink which wasn't cheap.
    Thought to myself balls I can't afford that and with her standing next to me I said to the bartender - Just to be clear I was a bit drunk now "get us the cheapest **** ya have".
    Took me a few moments to cop what I had said only to realise the look of disgust on her face and bewilderment on the bartender.
    Got a pint of fosters and went for a smoke.


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  • #7
    0byme75341jo28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    Candie wrote: »
    I called my old boss Dad in a meeting. A meeting with 15 other people to witness my humiliation.

    I've embarrassed myself more times than I care to remember, and I think I've documented most of them on AH at this point!




    ETA: I don't even call my father Dad. I refer to him as Dad but I call him by his name. I've no idea where it came from.

    Daddy would have been worse :pac:


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