Chore sex=the truth is out there.

Surreptitious

Opposed to popular belief amongst the masses: men do not enjoy sex.
They make funny faces and moan a lot. It seems like they are in pain, their faces turn into a funny shade of red and they grunt. Why do you think they breathe a sigh of relief when it's all over? Because they don't like it, it's the same as putting up a shelf or rebuilding the derelict shed out the back.
When a woman has a headache, why do you this happens? The man nags the woman for sex thus creating a headache and the man gets off scott free to head down the local to watch bloated pig's bladders being kicked about while they imbibe generic lagers and laugh at the misfortune of the woman stuck in bed nursing codeine languishing in the dark.
Sex is like a cheese and mayo sammich. Ask the bloke to make it and he will moan and groan until the starved female eventually receives a cheesy and white secretion which she enjoys but he doesn't. What does this tell you?
You could imagine a broken hoover, loads of sucking and not a whole lot happening. It's most definitely the fault of these wimmin dressed in leather mini shkirths and bardot type tops seducing these hardened men to illicit encounters which they absolutely hate.
Why do you think St Patrick of Guinness infamy drove anything wiggidly out of the country. He didn't want said men being taken advantage of, that's why. No penises moving wildly about driving the sex starved wimmins mad.
Core sex, the truth.
Woman are evil and are debasing menfolk for generations.


(:pac:)

Stacksofwacks

Well done, you nailed it

pleas advice

To Arthur!

harry Bailey esq

Stacksofwacks wrote: »

Well nailed

No two ways about it.

Jim Bob Scratcher

somefeen

I can't believe it. Turns out I'm a woman

everlast75

If it wasn't for chore sex, we wouldn't have to deal with OP...

Surreptitious

everlast75 wrote: »

If it wasn't for chore sex, we wouldn't have to deal with OP...

Hey don't be mean. I gots my leather stockin' on :P

Are Am Eye

everlast75 wrote: »

If it wasn't for chore sex, we wouldn't have to deal with OP...

The OP is parodying chore sex guy. I'm trying to keep up
with who's being ironic or not and you're not helping.

everlast75

Are Am Eye wrote: »

The OP is parodying chore sex guy. I'm trying to keep up
with who's being ironic or not and you're not helping.

It's late and I've seen dozens of your man's spam posts. Apologies op if you were just ripping the **** outta him.

Guess I need to offer up some chore sex as an apology then eh?

Surreptitious

everlast75 wrote: »

It's late and I've seen dozens of your man's spam posts. Apologies op if you were just ripping the **** outta him.

Guess I need to offer up some chore sex as an apology then eh?

It's just meant to be light hearted. There's no fun around here anymore. That saying, I do fancy a mayo and cheese sambo

Surreptitious

To Arthur

pleas advice

Is there a knowyourmeme entry for this guy? I missed where it all began, and now I'm lost

Surreptitious

pleas advice wrote: »

Is there a knowyourmeme entry for this guy? I missed where it all began, and now I'm lost

Don't know, I'm a woman hence the satire which has been lost unfortunately.

harry Bailey esq

Surreptitious wrote: »

To Arthur

All kinds of emotions and urges rolled into one there..

bodhrandude

Anyone want a cheese roll.

Surreptitious

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

All kinds of emotions and urges rolled into one there..

Don't get sucked in, she'll only destroy you :pac:

Turn Out The Sun

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Chore sex guy?

Waterford_sham

Turn Out The Sun wrote: »

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Chore sex guy?

He posts videos that don't ever work




>>>on a more serious note/personal level,actually one of the soundest posters on boards