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In honour of International Women's Day:

  • 09-03-2018 2:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭


    Which city has absolutely floored you in regards to the beauty of the womens? I've been to a few different ones, but no city has stunned me more than Montreal. It's ridiculous. You'd be walking down the road and notice that every third or fourth woman has the cheek bones, complexion, eyes and general bone structure of a model. No exaggeration.

    They don't all have model-type bodies, but they are extremely body confident nonetheless and that in itself in extremely attractive - and with that face, sure why wouldn't they be confident?

    The reason as to why so many of them are gorgeous (I think!) is actually quite interesting.

    Louis XIV, the King of France once upon a time, sponsored 800 young French sunners to move to Quebec - then known as New France I think - back in the day in an effort to boost the population of that area. They had a lot of sex, but out of respect for them, I should point out that they weren't prostitutes and voluntarily chose to go.

    Each marriage spawned an average of five children, while there were financial incentives from the crown if they had over 10. Fast forward 345 years and so many of Montreal's modern-day beauties are descended from those original 800, who were known as Filles du Roi - the King's Daughters.

    I assume the descendants from the Filles du Roi then mixed with a lot of other ethniciticies - Irish, German, West Indian, African and Asian for example - after they emigrated to Canada in recent centuries and spawned further generations of people who are really, really, ridiculously good looking.

    That last bit isn't verified, nor is the first bit I don't think, but it seems a very plausible theory that I worked on the last time I was there.

    They all have lovely bottoms.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Puerto Rico by a country mile. Tip top standard there. And the men were not bad either.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bray


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Jobstown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Jobstown.

    Interestingly, the Queen took a leaf out of King Louis XIV's book and sent 800 knackers to Jobstown in the 1800s to boost the population.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Prague


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    This fascination with looks is disgusting, insulting and preposterous


    Given the sanctity of International Wimmins day, may I respectfully suggest instead that a quick grab of the pussy is a better way of determining value?


    Although, on a less serious and scientific note, is there anything worse than a stuck-up chunky monkey 30-something still thinking and walking around like she's god's gift because she was fit when she was 17? Perhaps the government should give each household a free mirror


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,327 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Jobstown.

    Not true.

    Apparently the people of Jobstown are so ugly that they tried to kidnap Joan Burton in order to bring up the average attractiveness levels of the people in the area

    If they had managed to keep her, they'd have literally worshipped her as a goddess


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Hungary.
    Never saw one who was not great (small selection).


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,611 ✭✭✭david75


    +1 on Prague

    The women are stunning. The lads however look like they were raised in prison and beaten daily.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    Prague and Ljubljana


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I do wonder about Prague. I mean, I've no doubt that it has its fair share of beauties, but I've also no doubt that this gets exaggerated based on the reputation that the city has.

    For example, if you walk down the road and see one stunner for every 10 ordinary-looking women then you're going to think, 'Jesus people were right about Prague. Look at her! Let's pretend those other nine don't exist and focus on her'. Then again, obviously it has a reputation for a reason, so who the f*ck knows. What I do know is Montreal women are among the most aesthetically-perfect group I've ever laid eyes on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Don't they all have lovely bottoms.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Tokyo. Gorgeous women everywhere following all manner of fashions.

    St. Petersberg. It's got that model like scene going on.

    Beijing. I remember arriving at the airport and thinking I've never seen so many beautiful female security staff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Tokyo. Gorgeous women everywhere following all manner of fashions.

    St. Petersberg. It's got that model like scene going on.

    Beijing. I remember arriving at the airport and thinking I've never seen so many beautiful female security staff.

    I bet you wish you had contraband stored in a sensitive area.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Paris. The French wimminz are lovely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    New York City.


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