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I am not a Robot

  • 08-03-2018 1:26am
    #1
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,606 ✭✭✭✭


    There, I said it.

    Now stop asking.


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  • #2
    AllForIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Not convinced. Answer this - how many red cars in this pic?

    universal-auctions-site-at-sandwichkent-thousands-of-cars-many-crashed-BNX017.jpg


  • #3
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,973 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    There, I said it.

    Now stop asking.

    Are you sure? Click HERE


  • #4
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    I am a robot.


  • #5
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    There, I said it.

    Now stop asking.

    Have a **** so.


  • #6
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Ya tvoy sluga. Ya tvoy rabotnik.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wop47G2qeY


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  • #7
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,031 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    Have a **** so.

    Robots can be **** too


  • #8
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,606 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    T'is getting on the aul nerves now :(


  • #9
    Jimmy Dags
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 172 ✭✭Jimmy Dags


    Any sign of snow op?


  • #10
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    AllForIt wrote: »
    Not convinced. Answer this - how many red cars in this pic?

    universal-auctions-site-at-sandwichkent-thousands-of-cars-many-crashed-BNX017.jpg

    At least three


  • #11
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    A question for you OP, while walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?


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  • #12
    milehip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭milehip


    TPD wrote: »
    AllForIt wrote: »
    Not convinced. Answer this - how many red cars in this pic?

    universal-auctions-site-at-sandwichkent-thousands-of-cars-many-crashed-BNX017.jpg

    At least three

    On the ball there Rain Man.


  • #13
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Me. Earlier. With a dolly bird.

    cb73f-anne-francis-feet-310528.jpg

    I'm on the left. That dress wouldn't suit my figure, or colouring.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #14
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    2 months to get an answer you must be an apple robot...


  • #15
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    I'm using the "Classic" skin on classic Opera and haven't been asked to not be a robot yet.


  • #16
    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU


  • #17
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,147 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    BY YOUR COMMAND

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #18
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,606 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Try it yourselves!

    :cool:


  • #19
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    AllForIt wrote: »
    Not convinced. Answer this - how many red cars in this pic?

    universal-auctions-site-at-sandwichkent-thousands-of-cars-many-crashed-BNX017.jpg

    One those cars is parked really badly


  • #20
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    John Mulaney here on robots asking us if we are robots. From 5:40 although the whole monologue is great.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en5_JrcSTcU


    You spend half your day trying to convince robots you are not a robot...


  • #21
    loyatemu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,373 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    "Are you a robot"
    "I keep telling, I don't know!"


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  • #22
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Do you say yes, or do you say affirmative OP?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IPAOxrH7Ro

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #23
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Hahaha, yes I am also a human person. I have observed your humorous observation and as a fellow human I empathise. Perhaps we can consume food someday together as humans do for social interaction?


  • #24
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,528 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    As soon as someone invents a robot that can identify a street sign or read squigeldy writing the internet is fooked?


  • #25
    Carry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Me. Earlier. With a dolly bird.

    cb73f-anne-francis-feet-310528.jpg

    I'm on the left. That dress wouldn't suit my figure, or colouring.

    What happens if I push the red button on your "chest"? :confused:


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