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Ignorance of the Q

  • 02-03-2018 4:07pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭


    I'm standing in a very long queue in my local fuelling station yesterday when I hear something very queer, something I'd never heard before.

    The man behind me, a very Dublin man, utters to his mate. "Betcha they'll be out of f*ckin' brickets by the time we reach the top". The South Dublin side of me wanted to pull him aside and say, 'I think you'll find they're called briquettes. There's a Q in there you know' but I didn't want a fight, not when I was already pencilled in for a scrap with Mother Nature in the form of walking home unscathed, which I did thank god.

    Personally, I'm a briquette man - always have been, always will be - but how many of the other kind are out there and which is it, bricket or briquette? Interestingly, how many people in the former bracket (or is it braquette?) would disregard the Q in a word like, say, croquette? Would that suddenly be crockets? Of course not.

    Respect the Q for **** sake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    This is the most important thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Qs are for peasants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I'm standing in a very long queue in my local fuelling station yesterday when I hear something very queer, something I'd never heard before.

    The man behind me, a very Dublin man, utters to his mate. "Betcha they'll be out of f*ckin' brickets by the time we reach the top". The South Dublin side of me wanted to pull him aside and say, 'I think you'll find they're called briquettes. There's a Q in there you know' but I didn't want a fight, not when I was already pencilled in for a scrap with Mother Nature in the form of walking home unscathed, which I did thank god.

    Personally, I'm a briquette man - always have been, always will be - but how many of the other kind are out there and which is it, bricket or briquette? Interestingly, how many people in the former bracket (or is it braquette?) would disregard the Q in a word like, say, croquette? Would that suddenly be crockets? Of course not.

    Respect the Q for **** sake.

    Queue


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Correct pronunciation is quay here.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Queue

    Given we were in a queue I thought it was best to use the letter and avoid confusion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,363 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Here was me thinking it was this Q:

    e4180b8588c0bf459e3c3c4b0d31b499f96a1307.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    I've heard them called many things before,












    ...but a fuelling station?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Cue a queue of outraged fools bothered about their Q's (and P's, presumably).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭seenitall


    I really like Ben Whishaw, hope he stays on after Craig's era is over.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I've heard them called many things before,












    ...but a fuelling station?



    That's proper posh folk speak.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Ah god love the poor uneducated ignorant Dub.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    seenitall wrote: »
    I really like Ben Whishaw, hope he stays on after Craig's era is over.

    Badly miscast. As Bond said "...still got spots..."

    Should've cast an actor in their 50s, at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,387 ✭✭✭glynf


    briquettes or brickets, its still just fancy turf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    This thread has spawned an even greater question: is there an official way of spelling individual letters? I'm not sure there is you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    kneemos wrote: »
    That's proper posh folk speak.

    The butler usually fills up my car so I generally don't frequent petrol shops or whatever they're called.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    This thread has spawned an even greater question: is there an official way of spelling individual letters? I'm not sure there is you know.


    There's a pronunciation. T is tee or B is bee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    kneemos wrote: »
    There's a pronunciation. T is tee or B is bee.

    What's W?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    What's W?


    Double you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    a, i c.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    kneemos wrote: »
    Double you.

    Naturally but who's going to write that when simply capitalising the letter gets the same point across a lot easier?

    And who's to say that Q isn't spelt 'que' or 'cue'. Big questions are being asked today.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,877 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Phonetics are your friend, kju.

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/_/pk_ipa.htm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    kneemos wrote: »
    That's proper posh folk speak.

    Another spoke like that and you'd have a wheel.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    We just say a bale of turf.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 10 Brian OBrien


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    There's a Q in there you know'
    Hammer89 wrote: »
    they're called briquettes

    The ironing is delicious.


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