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Christmas tree disposal

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  • 11-01-2018 12:27am
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    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭


    Any imaginative ideas to dispose of our 3 metre tall Christmas tree?

    It's too big to fit into the mini. If someone wants to collect it let me know.


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    Maggie Marie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 59 ✭✭Maggie Marie


    Buy a chainsaw from Lidl and cut it up to mini size pieces.


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    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    keep it till halloween and it will look all spooky


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    Vronsky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭Vronsky


    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly wrote: »
    Any imaginative ideas to dispose of our 3 metre tall Christmas tree?

    It's too big to fit into the mini. If someone wants to collect it let me know.

    Bring it to a council site using the same method you used to bring it to your house?


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    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Just saw it up and throw it in to your open fire in bits and pieces.

    Or you could just blast it with piss.


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    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    What do you do with old coats?


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    donegaLroad
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    use one of these guys to cut the branches off, which you can then burn. Then saw up the trunk and burn it too.

    3751049aa0e34196a20bd1f2e4beadf4.jpg


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    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,586 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    This is where I’m glad to have an artificial tree that takes a jiffy to put away. :P


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    s4uv3
    Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    Fcuk it off the pier?


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    AllForIt
    Registered Users Posts: 8,282 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    This is where I’m glad to have an artificial tree that takes a jiffy to put away. :P

    Never took to artificial trees. It severs as a reminder to me that every xmas is the same as the last one, and the one before that, and the one before that.


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    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Just wait till about 3am and throw it into the front garden of a neighbour. Let them figure out what to do with it.


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,279 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Make some beer with it


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    Oldtree
    Registered Users Posts: 8,104 ✭✭✭Oldtree


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    This is where I’m glad to have an artificial tree that takes a jiffy to put away. :P

    3 hours to build and 20 minutes to take down ;)


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    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    1-pack-your-christmas-tree-as-shown-on-the-picture-11704539.png


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    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,586 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Oldtree wrote: »
    3 hours to build and 20 minutes to take down ;)

    Nope...less than 10 mins to put up actually. Putting on the lights is the longest part.


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