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Spontaneous combustion streets of London

  • 28-12-2017 12:41pm
    #1
    Never Say Never Again
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    Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.


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  • #2
    marley1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭marley1


    I believe it is a master criminal organisation headed by Blofeld


  • #3
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    You may want to post this in the Conspiracy Theory Forum which is way more suitable.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=576


  • #4
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Actually, scrap that, Thread open, I want to see where this goes!


  • #5
    donegaLroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    Meths drinkers


  • #6
    King George VI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    Probably just holding in a fart in front of his girlfriend.


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  • #7
    pidgeoneyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭pidgeoneyes


    Fire "the laser"


  • #8
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    I know the Irish are considered gas craic but that's a bit extreme...


  • #9
    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭lifeandtimes


    He threw out his new mix tape. He was straight fire


  • #10
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Link for those like me that wanted some background

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/15/did-burned-to-death-pensioner-spontaneously-combust-bafflement/


  • #11
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Suspect named

    Prodigy-Firestarter.jpg


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  • #12
    Bubbaclaus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Bubbaclaus


    Spontaneous combustion on the streets of London
    Spontaneous combustion on the streets of Birmingham
    I wonder to myself
    Could life ever be sane again?


  • #13
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Guns and knives are directed energy weapons. Just sayin'.


  • #14
    looksee
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    There was some sort of gas leak (methane?) which he walked over and co-incidentally skidded his foot over a bit of metal which struck a small bit of flint in the road surface, causing a spark which ignited the gas, he then ran a short way before being overcome by the flames.

    That's a tragic and horrible way to go though, RIP.


  • #15
    Never Say Never Again
    Closed Accounts Posts: 141 ✭✭Never Say Never Again


    This is no laughing matter for cünt sake. Two men are dead.


  • #16
    bear1
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    Never Say Never Again wrote: »
    This is no laughing matter for cünt sake. Two men are dead.

    You mention in your opening post that the death was caused by an energy weapon... and you expect people to take your thread seriously?


  • #17
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    You haven't found the smoking gun.


  • #18
    lifeandtimes
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    bear1 wrote: »
    You mention in your opening post that the death was caused by an energy weapon... and you expect people to take your thread seriously?

    Energy weapon is a good way to get away with it but the best weapon to kill someone is an icicle. Kill a man easy and no murder weapon there after, no prints so no conviction


  • #19
    bear1
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    lifeandtimes wrote: »
    Energy weapon is a good way to get away with it but the best weapon to kill someone is an icicle. Kill a man easy and no murder weapon there after, no prints so no conviction

    You could say something witty afterwards too, like from an Arnold 80s movie "cool off"


  • #20
    splinter65
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,420 ✭✭✭splinter65


    Never Say Never Again wrote: »
    Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

    What’s that then?


  • #21
    lifeandtimes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭lifeandtimes


    bear1 wrote: »
    You could say something witty afterwards too, like from an Arnold 80s movie "cool off"

    Or "have an ice day"


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  • #22
    Bubbaclaus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,461 ✭✭✭Bubbaclaus


    Why do conspiracy theorists always skip over the most likely and normal scenarios and always skip straught to the bat**** oddball ones?


  • #23
    tigger123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,554 ✭✭✭tigger123


    looksee wrote: »
    There was some sort of gas leak (methane?) which he walked over and co-incidentally skidded his foot over a bit of metal which struck a small bit of flint in the road surface, causing a spark which ignited the gas, he then ran a short way before being overcome by the flames.

    That's a tragic and horrible way to go though, RIP.

    That's what the Lamestream media want you to believe.

    You're such a sheeple.


  • #24
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    They missed Sunday mass and where smited.


  • #25
    Esel
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    Not Your Ornery Onager


    RIP. Good song though...

    Not your ornery onager



  • #26
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Bubbaclaus wrote: »
    Spontaneous combustion on the streets of London
    Spontaneous combustion on the streets of Birmingham
    I wonder to myself
    Could life ever be sane again?

    Burn down the disco


  • #27
    splinter65
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,420 ✭✭✭splinter65


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Burn down the disco

    Hang the blessed DJ


  • #28
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Burn down the disco

    ...with directed energy weapons.


  • #29
    nacho libre
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    Poor man. RIP


  • #30
    Cheerful Spring
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    Never Say Never Again wrote: »
    Two men (one of them was an irish oap) have died of spontaneous combustion on the streets of london this year. I believe this may have been caused by a directed energy weapon.

    A rare phenomenon, but I don't believe people are blown up by energy weapons on the streets of London. Why would they need to test this out on people, plenty of animals to test out on.


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  • #31
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Bubbaclaus wrote: »
    Why do conspiracy theorists always skip over the most likely and normal scenarios and always skip straught to the bat**** oddball ones?

    Well in this case at least it's because the police have already checked and ruled out the most likely and normal scenarios


  • #32
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,194 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    They may have been former drummers in Spinal Tap?
    Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not widely reported.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW6W9iOjTKM


  • #33
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Was one of them dossing opposite the 'Walkie-Talkie' by any chance?


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