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Things you were told that you now realize were lies

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  • 27-12-2017 12:31pm
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    thelad95
    Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭


    1. That girl you were texting whose ‘phone was always in the shop being repaired’ or ‘could never afford credit’

    2. University is the best time of your life. Sure, there are some great times but the overall experience is generally one of thrift, loneliness and unrealistic deadlines.

    3. Money makes you happy. Nope, even if you had an infinite supply, it would just be one less thing to worry about.

    Any more?


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    #2
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    The female orgasm.


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    #3
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,449 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    demanufactured wrote: »
    The female orgasm.

    :eek:


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    #4
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Gravity

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP__YZbTq6E


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    #5
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,086 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    That being President (and Presidential) is difficult

    I've nailed it losers


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    #6
    Sac O Spuds
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭Sac O Spuds


    Getting pissed is great "craic".


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    #7
    King George VI
    Registered Users Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭King George VI


    That camogie was underwater hockey for women. Believed it until I was 16 or 17.


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    #8
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    There is no gravity in space


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    #9
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Everything thought in religion class in school.


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    #10
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,086 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Everything thought in religion class in school.


    Why were you thinking lies?

    If you'd been paying attention you'd have known that that was a sin!


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    #11
    Crea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭Crea


    The cat went to the farm


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    Dr Crayfish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,960 ✭✭✭Dr Crayfish


    Sac O Spuds wrote: »
    Getting pissed is great "craic".

    You must be doing it wrong


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    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,086 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Sac O Spuds wrote: »
    Getting pissed on is great "craic".


    Fixed that for you

    Moscow Hotel hookers FTW!


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    #14
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,393 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    911 involved hijacked planes.


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    #15
    SixSixSix
    Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭SixSixSix


    That pets can't go to heaven because they have no soul.


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    #16
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    That I can't eat my desert before my main course. I've done it and it was fantastic.


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    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,825 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    The cake...


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    #18
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭storker


    If you eat the pith of an orange you will die.


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    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    storker wrote: »
    If you eat the pith of an orange you will die.

    If you swallowed grape pips, a vine would grow in your tummy!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Ah, where to begin..


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Ah, where to begin..

    Deep breath,

    At the beginning.



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    #22
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    That a child should always respect their elders.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,774 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    if you unscrew your belly button your bum will fall off.


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    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,725 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    thelad95 wrote: »

    3. Money makes you happy. Nope, even if you had an infinite supply, it would just be one less thing to worry about.

    If you use your money wisely and don't have unrealistic expectations it can make you happy, or maybe I'm just saying that as I'm in debt at the moment, my 3:

    The customer is always right - this is the biggest lie of the all, customer is almost always wrong but management want to lick up to them

    Just be yourself - wrong, you can make small improvements to yourself that could go a long way

    School days are best days of your life - not true, there the easiest and you'll always remember the good times fondly but that's because you forget the bad times and all the times you were bored and broke


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    enricoh
    Registered Users Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭enricoh


    If u want something in life u have to work hard for it.
    Nah, just put yourself down for dole n social housing, do a few nixers n a few claims! Less stress, more success!


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    Martina1991
    Registered Users Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    demanufactured wrote: »
    The female orgasm.

    I feel sorry for your missus :pac:

    It is very much real.


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    #27
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    Not to eat for at least an hour before swimming


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    #28
    NollagShona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    University life was the best years of my life. Even then I knew it and loved it. All the political nerds assemble!!!


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    NollagShona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,360 ✭✭✭NollagShona


    enricoh wrote: »
    If u want something in life u have to work hard for it.
    Nah, just put yourself down for dole n social housing, do a few nixers n a few claims! Less stress, more success!

    People that claim living on SW is a cakewalk- was without a job for a while- sheer hell and feeling of worthlessness


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    NeonSquares
    Registered Users Posts: 33 ✭NeonSquares


    Being told I could be anything when I grew up.

    Then was introduced to harsh reality that getting your dream job you'd be up against, nepotism, competing with arse lickers, financial hurdles etc etc.

    Not that I didn't try, I was just met with too many hurdles to get past them all.

    Only a small percent get their 'dream' job, everyone else just 'settles'.


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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Potential-Monke wrote: »
    The cake...

    Didnt this actually turn out to be true, just GlaDOS wasnt going to share it with you.


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