Seasonal Greetings

nuac

Happy and a Holy Christmas to all

lifeandtimes

nuac wrote: »

Holy Christmas

God has no place within the legal discussion

punisher5112

lifeandtimes wrote: »

God has no place within the legal discussion

Have a great one....

johnnyskeleton

lifeandtimes wrote: »

God has no place within the legal discussion

I think he means "holy" as in "that contract has so many holes we should be able to get you out of it".

Merry Christmas and a happy new year folks!

Fred Swanson

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lifeandtimes

Fred Swanson wrote: »

I thought this seasonal nugget would raise a few chuckles.

Seasonal Greetings to all on the Legal Discussion boards.

Fred you've made me smile more than once this year and I appreciate it

Merry Christmas

Mrs OBumble

lifeandtimes wrote: »

God has no place within the legal discussion

Sure.

Except when you're representing an insurance company who are worming their way out of something due to an "act of God" (sic).

Samuel T. Cogley

Merry Xmas All

Victor

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lifeandtimes

I wanted to send some holiday greetings to my friends but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. But, I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Ireland is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Lifeandtimes

Marcusm

lifeandtimes wrote: »

I wanted to send some holiday greetings to my friends but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. But, I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all .
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Ireland is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Lifeandtimes

That paragraph includes many compound adjectives not blessed with the (requisite) hyphenation such that any bill which might be forthcoming would be dispatched to the bin.