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Need Detox advice

Mongfinder General · 2017-12-17 18:50:03

So these past few months I've been farting non stop. Fairly squishy dumps too. A lot of white bread in my diet but not much alcohol. I had a snack box last night and my arse went into meltdown. I basically crop dusted the whole family. Is there any kind of detox drink out there that will tame my shame?

17-12-2017 6:50pm

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So these past few months I've been farting non stop. Fairly squishy dumps too. A lot of white bread in my diet but not much alcohol. I had a snack box last night and my arse went into meltdown. I basically crop dusted the whole family. Is there any kind of detox drink out there that will tame my shame?

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#2 17-12-2017 6:51pm

SuperSean11

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Fiber drink

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#3 17-12-2017 6:58pm

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Nearly poisoned the young lad here today after being on the Guinness yesterday. Not good, and crimbo hasn't even started!

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#4 17-12-2017 7:09pm

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enricoh wrote: »

Nearly poisoned the young lad here today after being on the Guinness yesterday. Not good, and crimbo hasn't even started!

I haven't touched Guinness in more than 10 years. I had to offload the trunks on a night out one time. You can never trust a fart.

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#5 17-12-2017 7:16pm

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Mod note

Medical advice is not allowed, and you need to sort out the tone of your posts if posting in this forum again OP. Thread closed.

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