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How long have we got?

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  • 08-12-2017 9:07pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭


    .....until we run out of ideas for films and books? Like, 100% run out!

    A lot of films can be remade given enough time, get a fresh audience etc, but how many times can that be done even?

    Only a matter of time until harry potter gets remade (with some godforsaken "twist" like "Harriet Potter"......and again, and again. But there has to come a point, logically, where everyone just throws there hands up and admits its all been done.

    Kind of strange to imagine it, but we're just about at the tipping point I'd say.

    What do you think?

    NOTE: The last Jedi better not be a remake of empire strikes back (and theres apparently another trilogy of star wars already given the go-ahead, yeesh!)

    How long until we 100% run out of ideas? 4 votes

    less than 10 years but more than 5 years
    0% 0 votes
    Between 5 and 10 years
    50% 2 votes
    5 to 10 years
    50% 2 votes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    We just need a new Hitler and we have decades of war movies.... sorted!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    How long is a piece of a string?


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,517 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Limited only by our imagination. Given what screens/social media/apps are doing to that however, it may also be a finite resource.

    P.S. The options in the Poll are ridiculous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    What's the difference between

    Between 5 and 10 years

    and

    5 to 10

    and

    less than 10 years but more than 5 years??

    Worthwhile poll and unbiased setting.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Biggest lickspittle on boardz


    We've been recycling the same stories for years OP:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Reminds me of the genius in the patents office when he said about 100 years ago that anything that can be invented has been invented. :rolleyes::pac:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,910 Mod ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Hopefully North Korea gets taken care of fairly soon, as that should be at least another 8/10 decent war movies if the whole thing gets drawn out..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    What's the difference between

    Between 5 and 10 years

    and

    5 to 10

    and

    less than 10 years but more than 5 years??

    Worthwhile poll and unbiased setting.

    What's the difference between a troll and an ogre that lives under a bridge?


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    We just need a new Hitler and we have decades of war movies.... sorted!

    Don't forget the twist though, the new hitler has to be something fresh something new, something paradigm and innovative........

    Lady Hitler!

    Black Hitler!

    Gay Hitler!

    Zombie Hitler! (that ones be done though)

    Probably the gist of every publisher/Hollywood studio meeting for the last 10 years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    What's the difference between a troll and an ogre that lives under a bridge?

    One is a brilliant bastard that literally drips sex appeal and the other is you :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    What's the difference between

    Between 5 and 10 years

    and

    5 to 10

    and

    less than 10 years but more than 5 years??

    Worthwhile poll and unbiased setting.

    Statistical analysis, of course.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    One is a brilliant bastard that litterally drips sex appeal and the other is you :)

    You might want to get the doctor to look at that ! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    We've been recycling the same stories for years OP:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Basic_Plots

    True enough, but even the easy options like "fairy tale.....but in space!", or "a western....but in space!" are running out of steam.

    Suppose the only thing that could rejuvenate it all is a change in medium, like remaking everything for virtual reality headsets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    How long have we got?
    We've got the world, tonight
    Let's hold on together...
    Etc

    - the guy who pronounced "irish water safety" oddly


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,414 ✭✭✭CalamariFritti


    I'm struggling to find references now since its now my area but I believe in drama 'science' they teach that all stories have long been told before and long ago been categorised. What we think are new movies are all just repetitions of a story been told many times before already.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    You might want to get the doctor to look at that ! :pac:

    Already been, apparently my Sexus Propagandus nodules are hyperactive. Was prescribed a dose of Realitas Checkus pills, two a day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    I'm struggling to find references now since its now my area but I believe in drama 'science' they teach that all stories have long been told before and long ago been categorised. What we think are new movies are all just repetitions of a story been told many times before already.

    Canterbury tales etc. Just the (re) dressing is wearing a bit thin at this point.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Centuries. They still show all the Shakespeare films.


  • Registered Users Posts: 532 ✭✭✭Arbitrary


    Depends on if we get off this rock. Failing this, when the sun goes supernova.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    How long is a piece of a string?

    This is the answer.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,239 ✭✭✭Jimbob1977


    While Adam Sandler is still active.... never


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    Arbitrary wrote: »
    Depends on if we get off this rock. Failing this, when the sun goes supernova.

    So, a remake of Fair City on mars?

    "Ah jaysus, Charlo, would you not shut the windows, getting a terrible dose of the oul radiation. Oh me skin!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭Randle P. McMurphy


    Don't forget the twist though, the new hitler has to be something fresh something new, something paradigm and innovative........

    Lady Hitler!

    Black Hitler!

    Gay Hitler!

    Zombie Hitler! (that ones be done though)

    Probably the gist of every publisher/Hollywood studio meeting for the last 10 years.

    It won't be long before they are making movies about the Orange Hitler. That presumes the world survives him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    How long is a piece of a string?

    One piece of string is exactly half the length of two pieces of string.

    Or in laymans terms, 10 average sized thumbs laid back to back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    About three fiddy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭One_Of_Shanks


    Endless time.
    Football is 22 men kicking a ball around a rectangular pitch. It's all been done before in terms of virtually everything that can be done but people will always keep watching even if what their about to witness is something thats been done before in a slightly different way.
    There are also only so many musical notes, so many musical instruments but combined differently they produce endless different results.

    Likewise, with ideas for books it's endless because it's people's imagination/opinion and so it will never stop, it's not a finite resource.

    If anything with movies there will hopefully come a time when people say piss off to Hollywood and realise all the cool stuff that's out there that they haven't seen because it wasn't mainstream.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    Endless time.
    Football is 22 men kicking a ball around a rectangular pitch. It's all been done before in terms of virtually everything that can be done but people will always keep watching even if what their about to witness is something thats been done before in a slightly different way.
    There are also only so many musical notes, so many musical instruments but combined differently they produce endless different results.

    Likewise, with ideas for books it's endless because it's people's imagination/opinion and so it will never stop, it's not a finite resource.

    If anything with movies there will hopefully come a time when people say piss off to Hollywood and realise all the cool stuff that's out there that they haven't seen because it wasn't mainstream.

    But you don't know the result of a football match, and its live too. (unless we're playing!)

    But how often have you seen a film and guessed every twist in a few minutes? Ah, just jaded with the predictability.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,746 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    .....until we run out of ideas for films and books? Like, 100% run out!
    Hollywood ran out of ideas for films a long time ago.

    They are all reboots , remakes sequels, covers of foreign ones or adaptations of extremely successful works in other media.

    In most cases the plot is based on the "save the cat" beat sheet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭Pithythefool


    Hollywood ran out of ideas for films a long time ago.

    They are all reboots , remakes sequels, covers of foreign ones or adaptations of extremely successful works in other media.

    In most cases the plot is based on the "save the cat" beat sheet.

    Yeah pretty sick of the superhero films, saw a couple of them at the start, and now its just an eye-roller when the next one is blasted across media. Every one of them getting made, essentially, means that another NOT superhero film is not being made. Just from the Hollywood point of view.

    I mean, isn't there like 5 spiderman films by now, and 3 different versions with 3 different actors all within the last 10 or so years? But the money they make each time....catch-22.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    The Hero With A Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell.

    Now there's a good book.


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