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  • 22-11-2017 11:37pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭


    Just a bit of fun coming up to crimbo....

    Type "I stuff my turkey with" into your predictive text and select the middle suggestion (and keep going if it makes sense) ... then post here for lols

    My effort;
    I stuff my turkey with the following link to the payroll.

    (I think Oscar Wilde is safe....)


    What you got?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,130 ✭✭✭rameire


    I stuff my turkey with the export of a new record for the most important thing

    🌞 3.8kwp, 🌞 Split 2.28S, 1.52E. 🌞 Clonee, Dub.🌞



  • Registered Users Posts: 460 ✭✭Yoghurt87


    I stuff my turkey with the food that sounds good but it is very nice and I don't want it either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    I stuff my turkey with him to go to London again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    I stuff my turkey with this isn't facebook.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,133 ✭✭✭akelly02


    My strong hand


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  • Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I stuff my turkey with the very mentally unwell.


    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,507 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    I hope it is with preservatives or you wont enjoy it on the day


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,397 ✭✭✭RocketRaccoon


    I stuff my turkey with a bit of a fool to be a bit more I'll probably post it to you also please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I stuff my turkey with my brain and then he said he would have a good time


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    hqdefault.jpg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    I stuff my turkey with people who say "crimbo"


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,069 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Sausages


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    I stuff my turkey with the following week would be great to hear from you soon as possible to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be a good time to get a chance to be


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tennent's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I stuff my turkey with a lot more than I thought.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    Yerra... someone has to say cock right?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    I stuff my turkey with the meat in my stomach I think it’s good for you you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭melonstar


    I stuff my turkey with my kief collector


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,170 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Yerra... someone has to say cock right?


    What if you're turkey is/was a cock?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,298 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Bread stuffing


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    What if you're turkey is/was a cock?

    Ah! A little cock on cock action.....or as we like to call it "The Al Porter Christmas Special"


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,183 ✭✭✭highdef


    I stuff my Turkey with the worst thing to be in touch with


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭Don Kiddick


    highdef wrote: »
    I stuff my Turkey with the worst thing to be in touch with

    Can we not just leave my cock out of your turkey. .... there's not enough to go around ffs


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    I stuff my turkey with the chicken in my mouth so I’m sorry to bother him again but I’m just leaving the office and now I’ll see what happens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Ah! A little cock on cock action.....or as we like to call it "The Al Porter Christmas Special"

    Even the turkey wasnt safe.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I stuff my turkey with the cheese so I’ll bring them back over there at the house if I get a coffee I’ll be back in a bit


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I stuff my turkey with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number of sex with the locker number so when I get to the office for national security and the workload that's been left aside waiting for me to come and go as you please.

    It then goes back into a "locker number of sex" loop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,122 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    I stuff my turkey with the soccer field of study.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,176 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    I stuff my turkey with the latest version of the plan.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    I stuff my turkey with the kids on WhatsApp


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