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Kris Kindle

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  • 21-11-2017 12:32am
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    368100
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    Looking for some ideas for a funny Kris kindle present, limit is supposed to be €15 but i dont mind spending more if it's funny.

    Gift receiver is male early 30s....recently married and from Cork working in dublin just to give some detail. Also fond of a Thursday night out and coming in with the worst of hangovers as he spends hours in casinos after the pub.

    Any ideas?


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    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    They make you JUMP JUMP!


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    Hercule Poirot
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    Knitted willy warmer - can't go wrong


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    Don Kiddick
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    Membership to AA & GA. ... and a nice sweater


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    Akrasia
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    Buy him a nice hip flask to imply that he is an alcoholic and make opening his gift in front of the rest of the office hilarious for everyone else, but soul crushing for him.

    Or buy him a sleeping bag and tell him it'll come in handy when he's drunk the family farm and gambled away the family home.

    Just one sleeping bag, his wife will have long since left him by the time he needs it....



    I don't know why, but people don't invite me to be a part of their secret santas anymore.


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    _Dara_
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    Booze. Just buy booze.


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    ChunkyLover54
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    Buy him an Amazon Kringle.


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    Akrasia
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    booze for 15 euro?

    24 of these bad boys
    Galahad-Lager-500Ml-4--IE.jpg?o=uHEOf10fQQmquZW3sQ3E4yILbD0j&V=OY2e
    about 1.50 over budget

    https://www.aldi.ie/galahad-12---pack/p/062226006338400


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    #9
    greenflash
    Registered Users Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    A one way bus ticket back to Cork


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    JimmyMcGill
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    An all Ireland final hurling ticket for 2018.

    He'll either use it or sell it.


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    retro:electro
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    Does he play poker? Buy him a poker hat


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    backspin.
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    I love dublin t shirt should go down well with a cork man.


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    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    A cork that comes with a good bottle of wine


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    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    368100 wrote: »
    Looking for some ideas for a funny Kris kindle present, limit is supposed to be €15 but i dont mind spending more if it's funny.

    Gift receiver is male early 30s....recently married and from Cork working in dublin just to give some detail. Also fond of a Thursday night out and coming in with the worst of hangovers as he spends hours in casinos after the pub.
    Any ideas?
    Entry to the Fitzwilliam card club end of month poker tournament next Thursday, only €280. Probably the best tournament with the longest uninterrupted run in Ireland.


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    AnneFrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭AnneFrank


    Get him a I shot Michael collins t shirt


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    jamesbere
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    A hooker, might not get much for 15. Maybe a flash of the gash


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    suicide_circus
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    More of a Kris Kristofferson man myself


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    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Hairy Baby do a T-shirt with "I've been barred from the Hi-B" on it. :D:D

    https://www.hairybaby.com/hi-b-bar


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