Kris Kindle

20-11-2017 11:32pm #1

Looking for some ideas for a funny Kris kindle present, limit is supposed to be €15 but i dont mind spending more if it's funny.

Gift receiver is male early 30s....recently married and from Cork working in dublin just to give some detail. Also fond of a Thursday night out and coming in with the worst of hangovers as he spends hours in casinos after the pub.

Any ideas?

super_furry · 20-11-2017 11:33pm

They make you JUMP JUMP!

Hercule Poirot · 20-11-2017 11:35pm

Knitted willy warmer - can't go wrong

Don Kiddick · 20-11-2017 11:37pm

Membership to AA & GA. ... and a nice sweater

Akrasia · 20-11-2017 11:37pm

Buy him a nice hip flask to imply that he is an alcoholic and make opening his gift in front of the rest of the office hilarious for everyone else, but soul crushing for him.

Or buy him a sleeping bag and tell him it'll come in handy when he's drunk the family farm and gambled away the family home.

Just one sleeping bag, his wife will have long since left him by the time he needs it....

I don't know why, but people don't invite me to be a part of their secret santas anymore.

_Dara_ · 20-11-2017 11:43pm

Booze. Just buy booze.

ChunkyLover54 · 20-11-2017 11:49pm

Buy him an Amazon Kringle.

Akrasia · 20-11-2017 11:50pm

booze for 15 euro?

24 of these bad boys
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about 1.50 over budget

https://www.aldi.ie/galahad-12---pack/p/062226006338400

greenflash · 20-11-2017 11:52pm

A one way bus ticket back to Cork

JimmyMcGill · 20-11-2017 11:56pm

An all Ireland final hurling ticket for 2018.

He'll either use it or sell it.

retro:electro · 21-11-2017 12:00am

Does he play poker? Buy him a poker hat

backspin. · 21-11-2017 12:09am

I love dublin t shirt should go down well with a cork man.

Vita nova · 21-11-2017 12:10am

A cork that comes with a good bottle of wine

diomed · 21-11-2017 12:12am

368100 wrote: »

Looking for some ideas for a funny Kris kindle present, limit is supposed to be €15 but i dont mind spending more if it's funny.

Gift receiver is male early 30s....recently married and from Cork working in dublin just to give some detail. Also fond of a Thursday night out and coming in with the worst of hangovers as he spends hours in casinos after the pub.
Any ideas?

Entry to the Fitzwilliam card club end of month poker tournament next Thursday, only €280. Probably the best tournament with the longest uninterrupted run in Ireland.