The Penis in the Sky

The_Valeyard

The US navy has said it is unacceptable that one of their pilots used a jets contrail to draw a giant penis in the sky.


This has to be the best news article ive ever read on the BBC

http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

Offending Penis



How did he think he would get away with it?

I look forward to the d1ck related puns.

mzungu

I sure hope he doesn't get the sack over this.

Well he was definitely taking the mickey.
I bet it took some time to programme that route into the navigation system!

Biggest lickspittle on boardz

Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.

JenovaProject

Tbf he made a balls of it.

Was the pilots name Richard?

fineso.mom

I'd say the pilot doesn't give a flying fcuk what anyone thinks of it.

You wouldn't have seen the Red Baron arsing around like that.

Arghus

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »

Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.

Arah jaysus - give it a rest. It's a giant Mickey in the Sky.

More "snowflake" nonsense. You've got the starting gun ready to go on being outraged by outraged.

Arghus

He's probably going to get shafted over this.

Oscar Bravo

dick dastardly strikes again

Atoms for Peace

Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?

Arghus

Top Dong.

Varik

This guy seems to have done it on purpose, but passenger jets do it a lot when they've to hold. He kept the sameish altitude whereas a passenger jet wouldn't.

Ipso

Some limp responses here so far.

brevity

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?

Goin' up to the penis in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Arghus

Arghus wrote: »

Arah jaysus - give it a rest. It's a giant Mickey in the Sky.

Only in Ireland.
Just about anywhere else in the world people would think of this!

Arghus

Unidentified Flying Orifice.

The_Valeyard

The_Valeyard wrote: »

The US navy has said it is unacceptable that one of their pilots used a jets contrail to draw a giant penis in the sky.


This has to be the best news article ive ever read on the BBC

http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

Offending Penis



How did he think he would get away with it?

I look forward to the d1ck related puns.

It's now the most read story on the news site!
Brexit, Mugabe & Trump eat your heart out, Brits love Mickey stories.:D

Arghus

I feel the need...The need to draw a giant wang in the sky.

The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?

endacl

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »

Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.

No they sure about ‘lickspittle’, but you’re in the running for biggest something, all right...

:rolleyes:

Hitman3000

Cake of Tremendous Power wrote:

The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?

You're all f**ked?

Cake of Tremendous Power

Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »

The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?

In ancient times it was a symbol of fertility and to go forth and multiply.

whiskeyman

The pilot suffered a severe technical failure of his plane just after doing the big penis.
Thankfully he escaped using the ejeculator seat...

Hitman3000

On a side note according to Air force sources he 'Came ' quietly when arrested.

Pac1Man

A note within the article:

"WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive."

This is the world we live in now.

donegaLroad

Head in the clouds

SCOOP 64

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?

Na," spirit in the sky," close though.

andekwarhola

Not sure what's funnier, that the plane was called a Growler or that the BBC saw fit to put this in the article:

WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.

Hitman3000

andekwarhola wrote:

Not sure what's funnier, that the plane was called a Growler or that the BBC saw fit to put this in the article: Code: WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.

Thought you said Gowler.

HalloweenJack

I thought we were talking about Bertie's monument - the giant prick on O'Connell Streey.

Insect Overlord

Any excuse to post this story again.

Insect Overlord wrote: »

The Rubberbandits were getting ready for the Leaving Cert when I was in first year in secondary school.

One of them (probably Blind Boy) had painted a stunning landscape image of the school buildings, with amazing celestial effects in the sky above. Legend had it that the painting hung in the school staff-room for two years before somebody noticed that the clouds above the school were, in fact, a giant penis with gonads. :pac:

The painting was banished to the old A.V. storage cupboard, behind the old TV trolleys and portable tape-recorders, but one of the teachers let a few of us see it when we asked if the legends were true. :cool:

Esel

Obligatory Norman Greenbaum reference.

Delldweller

Really good flying if you ask me

mlumley

He cocked that one up.

Father Hernandez

glynf

Big Mickeys really stepped up his advertising game.

Arghus

How did things look up there?

Dunno, I just had a quick glans.