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The Penis in the Sky

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  • 17-11-2017 11:48pm
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    The_Valeyard
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    The US navy has said it is unacceptable that one of their pilots used a jets contrail to draw a giant penis in the sky.


    This has to be the best news article ive ever read on the BBC

    http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

    Offending Penis

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    How did he think he would get away with it?

    I look forward to the d1ck related puns.


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    mzungu
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    I sure hope he doesn't get the sack over this.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Well he was definitely taking the mickey.
    I bet it took some time to programme that route into the navigation system!


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    Biggest lickspittle on boardz
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    Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.


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    JenovaProject
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    Tbf he made a balls of it.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Was the pilots name Richard?


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    fineso.mom
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    I'd say the pilot doesn't give a flying fcuk what anyone thinks of it.


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    [Deleted User]
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    You wouldn't have seen the Red Baron arsing around like that.


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    Arghus
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    Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »
    Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.

    Arah jaysus - give it a rest. It's a giant Mickey in the Sky.

    More "snowflake" nonsense. You've got the starting gun ready to go on being outraged by outraged.


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    #10
    Arghus
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    He's probably going to get shafted over this.


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    Oscar Bravo
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    dick dastardly strikes again


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    Atoms for Peace
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    Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?


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    #13
    Arghus
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    Top Dong.


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    Varik
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    This guy seems to have done it on purpose, but passenger jets do it a lot when they've to hold. He kept the sameish altitude whereas a passenger jet wouldn't.


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    Ipso
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    Some limp responses here so far.


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    brevity
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    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?

    Goin' up to the penis in the sky
    That's where I'm gonna go when I die
    When I die and they lay me to rest
    I'm gonna go to the place that's the best


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    [Deleted User]
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    Arghus wrote: »
    Arah jaysus - give it a rest. It's a giant Mickey in the Sky.

    Only in Ireland.
    Just about anywhere else in the world people would think of this!
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    Arghus
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    Unidentified Flying Orifice.


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    [Deleted User]
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    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    The US navy has said it is unacceptable that one of their pilots used a jets contrail to draw a giant penis in the sky.


    This has to be the best news article ive ever read on the BBC

    http://www.bbc.com/news/42032629

    Offending Penis



    How did he think he would get away with it?

    I look forward to the d1ck related puns.
    It's now the most read story on the news site!
    Brexit, Mugabe & Trump eat your heart out, Brits love Mickey stories.:D


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    Arghus
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    I feel the need...The need to draw a giant wang in the sky.


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    [Deleted User]
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    The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?


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    endacl
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    Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »
    Good on him. Anything that winds up the snowflakes get two firm thumbs up from me.

    No they sure about ‘lickspittle’, but you’re in the running for biggest something, all right...

    :rolleyes:


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    Hitman3000
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    Cake of Tremendous Power wrote:
    The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?


    You're all f**ked?


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    [Deleted User]
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    Cake of Tremendous Power wrote: »
    The maker has given us a sign, but what does it mean?
    In ancient times it was a symbol of fertility and to go forth and multiply.
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    whiskeyman
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    The pilot suffered a severe technical failure of his plane just after doing the big penis.
    Thankfully he escaped using the ejeculator seat...


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    Hitman3000
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    On a side note according to Air force sources he 'Came ' quietly when arrested.


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    Pac1Man
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    A note within the article:

    "WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive."

    This is the world we live in now.


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    #28
    donegaLroad
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    Head in the clouds


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    SCOOP 64
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    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    Wasn't there a song about a penis in the sky?

    Na," spirit in the sky," close though.


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    andekwarhola
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    Not sure what's funnier, that the plane was called a Growler or that the BBC saw fit to put this in the article:
    WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.


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    Hitman3000
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    andekwarhola wrote:
    Not sure what's funnier, that the plane was called a Growler or that the BBC saw fit to put this in the article: Code: WARNING: Some viewers may find images below offensive.


    Thought you said Gowler.


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