Sister dating an undesirable

Jobs OXO

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

Kivaro

Every time he visits, keep stealing his wellies.

Rumpy Pumpy

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

You try too hard. Bang of need off you.

Yamanoto

Tell him Sunday brunch in The Happy Pear is a non-negotiable family thing.

johndaman66

Kivaro wrote: »

Every time he visits, keep stealing his wellies.

That's a bad suggestion. It might encourage him to stay over

Atlantic Dawn

Has he got much road frontage?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Sounds like you fancy your sister

Carry

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

Where do you live? Saudi Arabia?

Your sister can date whomever she wants. It's none of your business.

Cee-Jay-Cee

If your male come on to him everytime your sister isn’t in the room. If your female get your dad or brother to do it.

Hitman3000

Jobs OXO wrote:

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

Tell him you disapprove of him dating your sister and you prefer to keep it in the family. No mixing of the genes.

honeybear

Nothing wrong with (most) farmers

McMurphy

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

You sound a bit jealous OP.

Did you get your eye wiped?

beefburrito

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

Actually I remember one time my sister was going out with some d4 pretentious prick....

He was one of those ultimate new money Fiachra or Óisín pricks....

Anyhow we're old money and no way would a Dublin D4 fit in with old money from the country side....

We look down on those common folk.

Anyhow he turned out ok great around the farm....and estate and eventually she got sick of him.

His hands were too soft...

PCeeeee

Perhaps sit her down and explain how geographical origin dictates a persons likability and worth.

If that doesn't work then try explaining that your extraordinary olfactory senses have detected a link to an occupation that you scorn.

Either option really.

branie2

Was there a smell of Benjy about him?

Biggest lickspittle on boardz

Have you tried sucking his cock? That might scare him off.

Collie D

I'm sure he'll do a runner once he meets the family

Canis Lupus

Something something sex stick. something something vageen.

archer22

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »

Have you tried sucking his cock? That might scare him off.

Or it might backfire and there would be no getting rid of him

donegal_man

Get your parents to be creepily nice to him, talk constantly about how much they like him, how much more 'suitable' he is than her last boyfriend. Take him aside and quietly tell him how delighted you all are that she's dating him and you hope he'll be a positive influence now that she's off the gear & her pimp has stopped hounding her.

AnneFrank

He's bulling your sister

august12

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote:

Have you tried sucking his cock? That might scare him off.

Why do some people have to resort to such low standards, I generally enjoy reading these threads until I reach a comment such as this, how childish and immature.

peckerhead

Like the OP wasn't?

thecornflake

august12 wrote: »

Why do some people have to resort to such low standards, I generally enjoy reading these threads until I reach a comment such as this, how childish and immature.

Yh, it's pretty bad, who would even think of such a disgusting thing, never mind post it on an internet forum.

Anyway back on topic, OP: have you tried rogering him up the tail pipe?

namloc1980

august12 wrote: »

Why do some people have to resort to such low standards, I generally enjoy reading these threads until I reach a comment such as this, how childish and immature.

Did you actually read the OP?

Hitman3000

august12 wrote:

Why do some people have to resort to such low standards, I generally enjoy reading these threads until I reach a comment such as this, how childish and immature.

Did you just wonder into AH by mistake?

Ursus Horribilis

Tell him you work for the Revenue Commissioners and you're in the mood for an aul audit.

Green Peter

Consider yourselves blessed you're gene pool might now survive with a bit of bogger in it and be the better for it

Creative83

Hitman3000 wrote: »

Did you just wonder into AH by mistake?

Who cares if it's AH... what's even more disturbing is that it's probably a grown man making that comment

Hitman3000

mini_Sapphire wrote:

Who cares if it's AH... what's even more disturbing is that it's probably a grown man making that comment

AH is known for irreverent comments. It could also be a prepubescent girl but so what.

Lone Stone

Op wants to get inside his sister so bad :eek:

Day Lewin

Encourage him to get up the yard.

XsApollo

Bring him into your back garden and start shouting it’s “ my field my field “and bash him over the head with a log.

BorneTobyWilde

Just refer to him as ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu1cdgIhgIM

hairyslug

Op, I understand your predicament, but I am more concerned by the people who are taking your post seriously.

branie2

I'm from a farming background myself.

elperello

Go to the theatre.
I recommend Romeo and Juliet.

Roger Hassenforder

My sister was seeing a Norrie from Knocknaheeny briefly.
We were starting to panic it might be a "thing," but Papa ran him with buckshot one and hounds one night.
Never saw the wretch since. Sister seeing a lovely chap now, has a 60' in Marloag.

Specialun

Thinks OP fancies his sister

caff

Keep asking questions about his land and if any neighbours have got planning for housing estates.

donegal_man

Tell him how much in favour of a Scottish style right to ramble you all are.

mr_edge_to_you

Day Lewin wrote: »

Encourage him to get up the yard.

He’s getting up the sister’s yard alright!

EPAndlee

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

Day Lewin wrote: »

Encourage him to get up the yard.

He’s getting up the sister’s yard alright!

Up the sisters dirty boreen would be more like it

JeffKenna

Jobs OXO wrote: »

Somehow my sister has started going out with one of those filthy little undesirable boggers. Can't stand them in general but this particular specimen has an even more extreme bang of farmer off him. Any tips on breaking them up?

Leave other people sleep with your sister as well!

pablo128

The scut is probably running his Octavia TDI on the shamrock. Report him.

the_pen_turner

don't worry OP all his family are scared of him dating a scumbag

Martina1991

I wonder is this thread related?

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057805174