Have all your potential future sexual partners already been born?

Donald Trump

Ok, first up, I am not referring to disgraced sports journalist or Hollywood-type scenarios. It has to be legal and preferable using the "half your age plus seven" respectability limit. (Even though it's definitely not unusual in this day and age for this to be broken - think about a 30 year old hooking up with a 21 year old).

Suppose you are currently 20. In 34 years you will be 54 and half-your-age-plus-seven will be 34. Such a scenario is completely plausible.

If you want to know the "inverse formula", just double your age and add 14. So if you are 40 and think "no", you'd need to be confident that you are still going to be on the pull at 94 to hook up with those hot then 54 year olds :pac: . I mean 30 probably isn't unreasonably impossible if you look after yourself and make it to 74!

Basically, at the point in time that you pass that, then your pool of all potential future partners starts to decrease.

Have you passed that point? Are all your potential future partners still alive.

For sake of equality assume the half-your-age-plus-seven rule is applicable for everyone. (G'wan the durrrty oul' wan from Naked camera)

fineso.mom

I've aged 2yrs trying to figure all that out OP. I need a new formula now.

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Most certainly, in my case. I'm married to her.

LadyMacBeth_

Huh? What now? I'm 29 and probably wouldn't go near a fella under the age of hmm...28 so yes, my potential future sexual partners are already born. I've always preferred men older than me. As for the lovely ladies, I'll go a little lower, say 25 :pac:

Donald Trump

Donald Trump wrote: »

If you want to know the "inverse formula", just double your age and add 14. So if you are 40 and think "no", you'd need to be confident that you are still going to be on the pull at 94 to hook up with those hot then 54 year olds :pac: . I mean 30 probably isn't unreasonably impossible if you look after yourself and make it to 74!

Always thought the range was half your age plus 7, or double your age minus 7.

Your pool of potential partners is broader. If a bit "ew" for anyone over 21!

The_Valeyard

Yes

SmartinMartin

most of mine are already dead.

Dr Turk Turkelton

I hope so, I'm thirty nine now and don't want to be still on the dating scene at forty nine.

Donald Trump

SmartinMartin wrote: »

most of mine are already dead.

Did you ride them too hard?

Donald Trump

Deleted User wrote: »

Always thought the range was half your age plus 7, or double your age minus 7.
!

That is the same formula I used.

If you are 30 on 1st November 2017.
On 1st Nov 2061 you will be 74.
On that day, half-your-age-plus-plus will be 44 years old.
The person turning 44 on that day will have been born on 1st Nov 2017 i.e. today

(In the hypothetical scenario, you won't meet them until they are at least the half-your-age-plus-seven....just to make sure potential groomers don't get confused)

Sofiztikated

If I'm 74, and a 21 year old wants to jump my wrinkly old bones, fair dues to her, I'm guessing I won't be a pretty sight.

But I don't know. Because I'm not a mind reader.

Donald Trump

Sofiztikated wrote: »

If I'm 74, and a 21 year old wants to jump my wrinkly old bones, fair dues to her, I'm guessing I won't be a pretty sight.

But I don't know. Because I'm not a mind reader.

That wasn't the question.


When you are 74, your respectable limit is a 44 year old jumping your bones.

I'll break it down into two steps:
So first you have to be confident now that you'll be capable of pulling that 44 year old when you are 74.

The second part is that if you are under 30, that 44 year old hasn't necessarily been born yet.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump wrote: »

That wasn't the question.


When you are 74, your respectable limit is a 44 year old jumping your bones.

I'll break it down into two steps:
So first you have to be confident now that you'll be capable of pulling that 44 year old when you are 74.

The second part is that if you are under 30, that 44 year old hasn't necessarily been born yet.

Sir, with the greatest respect,

to hell with your respectable limits

Donald Trump

fineso.mom wrote: »

I've aged 2yrs trying to figure all that out OP. I need a new formula now.

That's a pity. Does it mean that you are not such a fine mom anymore? :pac:

Milf ftw

Donald Trump

Deleted User wrote: »

Sir, with the greatest respect,

to hell with your respectable limits

Feel free to answer the question with no limits then!

Donald Trump

Stacksofwacks wrote: »

I'm 33 so when I'm an 83 year old banging a 30 year old hugh hefner style she wont be born for another 23 years

Ah jaysus. I give up. It's like playing handball against a haystack

The_Valeyard

Donald Trump wrote: »

Ah jaysus. I give up. It's like playing handball against a haystack

You've tried this?

Maximus Alexander

At 32, I certainly ****ing hope so. Otherwise I turn into a dirt bag at some point.

Bacchus

SmartinMartin wrote: »

most of mine are already dead.

That's a disturbing image right there. At best you're digging up graves. At worst.... well a movie of your life would make Silence of the Lambs seem like a Disney production.

I expect a certain poster will be along shortly to expand on his fantasy life.

I've met the last sexual partner I hope to ever have, so yes they've already been born.

The_Valeyard

Candie wrote: »

I expect a certain poster will be along shortly to expand on his fantasy life.

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SmartinMartin

Bacchus wrote: »

That's a disturbing image right there. At best you're digging up graves. At worst.... well a movie of your life would make Silence of the Lambs seem like a Disney production.

There's nobody to tell the story.