Antisocial behavior

khaldrogo

I live across from a park. The local scrotes have burned down a tree and destroyed plants in order to have easy access to the park to drink and do drugs and most recently throw bangers at the kids.

The council and Garda are less than useless.

I want to put something so foul smelling that they will never come back.

Any suggestions?

D3V!L

One of their corpses ?

Fighting Tao

Can you take the toilets (the lane behind the stand) from Tolka Park and install it in the park?

DanMurphy

D3V!L wrote: »

One of their corpses ?

Well, in the old days if you had a crow problem you hung a dead crow on a stick, and hey presto, nowt crow problem!

Not that I'd recommend hanging up deceased scrotus/um .

(What's the plural of scrote?)

Anyway, there's probably a law against it. :D:D

Harry Palmr

Get a classical music album and play it at them over a Tannoy system or install the Mosquito and annoy them even more.

elperello

Don't believe in ASB.
Just cover for crimes in many cases.
OP describes criminal damage and assault.

jkbrackens11

khaldrogo wrote: »

throw bangers at the kids.

Are they doing the drugs or not?

SEPT 23 1989

well at least we know who the neighborhood snitch is now

D3V!L

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

well at least we know who the neighborhood snitch is now

Stitches for snitches !! :mad:

What about covering yourself in tattoos and blacking out a few teeth then walk by ( very closely ) with a pit bull or mastiff type dog that's growling and staring at the leash do this a few time while smiling at them. Then in a very polite manner say ..now lads I'm sure there is somewhere else ye could hang out.

punisher5112

Hire a tractor and slurry spreader....

They be pulling sheite out of there ears for weeks.

Richard Hillman

Ammonia

Liquid Ass for great results.

Vomit inducing goodness in a handy spray :D:D

https://www.liquidass.com/

Capt'n Midnight

High pitched noise that only younglings can hear.

Ethyl mercaptan.

Richard Hillman

Walk by them one day and say "have you seen a bag of weed? I lost it earlier". Leave a bag there but lace it with crack coacaine. When they see it they won't tell you and will smoke it themselves and will end up humping each other or Something.

punisher5112

Glass Bottles broken everywhere put boards with nails pointing up, dog **** on anything, if they sit on a wall smear with human **** or anti climb paint.