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The poor kiwis....

  • 16-10-2017 11:48am
    #1
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭


    Never mind your hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks, spare a thought with the situation the poor people in New Zealand have found themselves in.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41633997

    Thoughts and prayers...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #2
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    my thoughts & prayers are with them


  • #3
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Here it would be Crispsocalypse


  • #4
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    New Zealand faaaaaack off


  • #5
    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,993 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    The names Jake, Jake the Muss.


  • #6
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    We'll just steal them off the Aussies, no big deal...


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  • #7
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Time to send over our potatoe ships to help our cousins in need. I expect Michael D. Higgins to lead the effort.


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
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    Oh! The humanity!


  • #9
    maryishere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,549 ✭✭✭maryishere


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Time to send over our potatoe ships to help our cousins in need. I expect Michael D. Higgins to lead the effort.

    He and a large cluster of hangers on are in Australia on a junket now. Maybe he could head over to New Zealand with a few bags of tayto? Make some use out of him?


  • #10
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,866 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    #prayfornz

    #Jesuisauckland


  • #11
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    biko wrote: »
    Here it would be Crispsocalypse

    For some reason, I read that in Chris Eubank's voice...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #12
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Where is Bob Geldof when you really need him?

    #CrispAid


  • #13
    Gunmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Gunmonkey


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Where is Bob Geldof when you really need him?

    #CrispAid

    For just €5 of your donation, we can give little Timmy here a packet of salt & vinegar a day for a week....ah will ya **** off with that Golden Wonder ****e, yis could at least spring for some Hunky Dorrys or something!


  • #14
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Blane has to walk 5 miles every morning to a supermarket that stocks smoky bacon crisps, your €5 could help him buy the multipack so that he only has to go once a week


  • #15
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    a Hercules plane fly's low with boxes of Tayto bouncing along the ground


  • #16
    Tombo2001
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    A national potato shortage is no joke as we know only too well.....


  • #17
    daheff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭daheff


    Tombo2001 wrote: »
    A national potato shortage is no joke as we know only too well.....

    But its a national CRISP shortage....not potatoes.

    OMG some people changing the subject to suit their alt righ/alt left agendas.:eek::eek:



    I'm obviously taking the piss


  • #18
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,476 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    They're having a Crisp Famine? We must send many packets of Tayto Crisps at once.


  • #19
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    maryishere wrote: »
    He and a large cluster of hangers on are in Australia on a junket now. Maybe he could head over to New Zealand with a few bags of tayto? Make some use out of him?

    Yes it will be seen as a noble gesture. Then we can have our airforce ( do we have that) airdrop more supplies over the hills and valleys in the weeks that follow.

    That's phase 1, earning their trust, lulling them into a false sense of security.. phase 2, bam, we invade them, take over their rugby team, become the indisputable best in the field ... one ring to rule them all, my precious.


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