When you think you were ok but...

Heckler

you were really pissed.

Arriving at the door with no keys to get in ? Waking up with no phone, no wallet ? Waking up 200 euro lighter and you were sure you only had 2 sambucas ?

Waking up in strangers houses and looking at the ceiling wondering where the hell am I ?

For myself I was in a house with a locked front door. I went out the back door for a smoke and ended up around the front. After finishing the smoke I tried to get in the front door, found it locked and forgot all about the back door. Convinced I was homeless for the night.....I called to a neighbour looking for a bed who told me I could stay in theirs.

After another smoke I figured it out..

uch

haha is that you Nails

Marty Bird

Wait, I'm confused. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

foxatron

All of the above

Arghus

Atari Jaguar.

longshanks

And then it turns out to be John Malkovich, but it's not really John Malkovich.

mazwell

I'm just after waking up on my father in laws sofa with three dogs lying on my feet. I own two of them no idea who the other one is. Also don't know where my husband is. Ah well it'll be grand

aujopimur

As long as you don't have a sore arse everything should be ok.

Snotty

....... but everyone else thinks you're a dick

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I was in the matrix once, and was fine. But then they changed something...