Time for another Scott Steiner appreciation thread

I'm struggling to stay interested in wrestling at the moment, but there's one man I can always count on to make wrestling exciting again and bring make me laugh out loud (for better or worse), the man with the largest arms in the world, Big Poppa Pump

Yeah I heard about Bully Ray next week, but I don't believe it
See I'm only even don't even have a match tonight, but I'm still working out, cause I have nothing else to do
What am I gonna do?
That's what I do
What am I gonna do? Play the guitar?
I CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR
All I do is beat people up
I can question myself, what is Bully Ray's motivation?
Know I love he.. I know he loves sugar
But I check my pocket, I don't have no doughnuts, I don't have no cheeseburger
I KNOW YOU LOVE SUGAR, BUT I AIN'T GOT NONE
Bully Ray, you got one week to come up with a magical set of balls to get in the ring with me
Cause next week, I'm gonna beat your ass, CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO

It'S a ridiculous promo, littered with mistakes and yet it's far more compelling and funny than anything I've seen on tv the last year

riffmongous

riffmongous wrote: »

I'm struggling to stay interested in wrestling at the moment, but there's one man I can always count on to make wrestling exciting again and bring make me laugh out loud (for better or worse), the man with the largest arms in the world, Big Poppa Pump

I've been listening to too much Steiner

Pentecost

riffmongous wrote: »

I've been listening to too much Steiner

How’s your maths?

Pentecost

Pentecost wrote: »

How’s your maths?

If I was back in uni doing exams I'd finish every question with "The numbers, don't lie"

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These are brilliant

Erika Tasty Victory

Erika Tasty Victory wrote: »

These are brilliant