Any thoughts?

treetrunk

So I was enjoying my breakfast one morning in my parent's house where I live. Suddenly I was verbally assaulted about a lack of kitchen towels, by an American nephew in his twenties, who was using them as tissues. It was such a vicious temper tantrum that I felt physically nauseous.

While shopping later I again felt nauseous as a was passing the kitchen towels so I didn't buy any. Since then this nephew has been very aggressive and hostile towards me and he has involved other members of his family in this behavior. Any thoughts?

beertons

Sure I have loads of thoughts. None are applicable here.

I have lots of thoughts!

Also your nephew sounds like he has issues

endacl

bluewolf wrote: »

I have lots of thoughts!

Also your nephew sounds like he has no tissues

Better.

Also why would someone use kitchen roll as tissues. Isn't it more expensive? Abrasive??
So many questions

Yeah. You and paper have fallen out due to the behaviour of your nephew. Obviously it's fingering it out from now on. The only reasonable reaction to your fine sensible toilet paper story.

Barry Badrinath

Yes.

Start better threads.

These have been awful shyte lately.

Sort your fcukingself out sh1tbird.

Snotty

Ummm leave your parents house??
Family, they're the worst

Your Face

A sound beating was my first thought.

The J Stands for Jay

bluewolf wrote: »

I have lots of thoughts!

Also your nephew sounds like he has issues

But no tissues.

BorneTobyWilde

Nephew sounds like a lost cause, you need to throw in the towel on this one.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

treetrunk wrote: »

So I was enjoying my breakfast one morning in my parent's house where I live. Suddenly I was verbally assaulted about a lack of kitchen towels, by an American nephew in his twenties, who was using them as tissues. It was such a vicious temper tantrum that I felt physically nauseous.

While shopping later I again felt nauseous as a was passing the kitchen towels so I didn't buy any. Since then this nephew has been very aggressive and hostile towards me and he has involved other members of his family in this behavior. Any thoughts?

Hi again,

Quality thread. I'm speechless. Thoughts? Oh yes. Plenty.

Kermit.de.frog

treetrunk wrote: »

So I was enjoying my breakfast one morning in my parent's house where I live. Suddenly I was verbally assaulted about a lack of kitchen towels, by an American nephew in his twenties, who was using them as tissues. It was such a vicious temper tantrum that I felt physically nauseous.

While shopping later I again felt nauseous as a was passing the kitchen towels so I didn't buy any. Since then this nephew has been very aggressive and hostile towards me and he has involved other members of his family in this behavior. Any thoughts?

Restraining order?

Owryan

My thoughts? thanks for signing up to tell us that bs story

Any yokes?

r93kaey5p2izun

I'm eating my breakfast Kate.

Lia_lia

Lucille Mammoth Ubiquity wrote: »

Plenty.

I see what you did there..

Ghost Train

Might expect it from a snotty teenager but it's not how somebody in their twenties should behave

beertons

The ****in barbed wire is killing me.

Birneybau

What has happened to this place?

Junkyard Tom

What's the deal with Raccoons? Raccoons are like foxes with hands, half simian half vulpine.

What's going on with Raccoons?

Birneybau

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

What's the deal with Raccoons? Raccoons are like foxes with hands, half simian half vulpine.

What's going on with Raccoons?

And airplane food, what's the deal with that?

harry Bailey esq

bluewolf wrote: »

Also your nephew sounds like he has issues

Maybe it runs in the family. But simple little things can, and often do blow out of hand. Tissuegate could very well be the thing that smashes the lynchpin holding the OPs extended family together, with repercussions being felt on both sides of the Atlantic so we probably shouldn't take the piss. If I were faced with such a catastrophe, I'd grit my teeth and buy more kitchen rolls and bring them home then grit my teeth again and give my arse crack a thorough wipe with each end. Everyone is happy, crisis averted.

clairewithani

This is the kind of thread that makes me wish I didn't have insomnia.

La.de.da

Plenty of thoughts.








Your nephew sounds like an asshole.

Surreptitious

So he uses kitchen towel to wipe his nose, does he use bath towels to wipe his arse and after a shower is he pulling the curtains down to dry himself.

Omackeral

Punch him in the gee.

somefeen

Birneybau wrote: »

And airplane food, what's the deal with that?

And those little bags of peanuts they give you And you can't open them and then they go everywhere and the air hostess is looking at you. Whats the deal with that