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Unfeasibly large nose

  • 10-09-2017 7:16pm
    #1
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭


    My new manager in work has the most enormous hooter. I can't stop staring at it. Feckin mad hairs hanging out of it as well. I can't concentrate when he speaks even in important meetings. What can I do?


Comments

  • #2
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    Come On Big Nose Lets Haggle!


  • #3
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Blessed are the big noses.


  • #4
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    All the better to smell you with, my dear.


  • #5
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    You nose nothing, John Snow.


  • #6
    fmpisces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    Can't be as bad as this!!

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/mediaviewer/rm3954914048

    rm3954914048


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  • #7
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    My new manager in work has the most enormous hooter. I can't stop staring at it. Feckin mad hairs hanging out of it as well. I can't concentrate when he speaks even in important meetings. What can I do?

    We're gonna need pics.

    That or a Monty Python reference.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #8
    somefeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Hide it from view by hanging your coat on it.


  • #9
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    cml387 wrote: »
    Blessed are the big noses.
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    We're gonna need pics.

    That or a Monty Python reference.

    Errm.


  • #10
    Academic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Academic


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    My new manager in work has the most enormous hooter. I can't stop staring at it. Feckin mad hairs hanging out of it as well. I can't concentrate when he speaks even in important meetings. What can I do?


    Perhaps ask an adult what he or she would do? :pac:


  • #11
    bananabread12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭bananabread12


    Is he from Cork?


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  • #12
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,177 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urdf4g-LXk4

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #13
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Next meeting you have praise him for his good ideas because you can literally see how his mind works.


  • #14
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Snort some viagra , you'll have matching noses then.


  • #15
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,425 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    I used to work in Disneyland but lost my job because apparently sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting at him to lie to me is "inappropriate" :rolleyes:


  • #16
    Auguste Comte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Auguste Comte


    Dont offer to share your coke with him anyway.


  • #17
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    selwyn froggitt wrote: »
    Come On Big Nose Lets Haggle!
    cml387 wrote: »
    Blessed are the big noses.
    cml387 wrote: »
    Errm.

    Ok, but apart from the haggling, the blessed are the big boses and the errms, what other references have been posted?!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #18
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Your one on fair city has an enormous nose. Distracts me from the rest of her face like.


  • #19
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Hang in your nosetice.


  • #20
    gitzy16v
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭gitzy16v




    Any excuse for clips of my fave film


  • #21
    wakka12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Is this threadworthy without pics..


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  • #22
    Madam Oblong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Madam Oblong


    MilesMorales1 wrote: »
    Your one on fair city has an enormous nose. Distracts me from the rest of her face like.

    Which wan?


  • #23
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    Madam Oblong wrote: »
    Which wan?

    Not sure of her name. Has the teenage son.


  • #24
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Jobs OXO wrote: »
    My new manager in work has the most enormous hooter. I can't stop staring at it. I can't concentrate when he speaks even in important meetings. What can I do?

    Dunno, maybe act like a professional?


  • #25
    janja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    MilesMorales1 wrote: »
    Not sure of her name. Has the teenage son.

    Claudia Carroll AKA Nicola ?


  • #26
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Crowd funding for plastic surgery.


  • #27
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »
    Next meeting you have praise him for his good ideas because you can literally see how his mind works.

    tenor.gif


  • #28
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    cml387 wrote: »
    Blessed are the big noses.

    Especially if you happen to be into a bit of coke


  • #29
    eoins23456
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭eoins23456


    blast it with piss


  • #30
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    This could be my husband :o he has a very big nose and always has nose hairs sticking out of it. Wrecks my head but he won't let me pull them out, so I trim them but they're back the next day.

    At least I know nobody will shag him. Every cloud.


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  • #31
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    This could be my husband :o he has a very big nose and always has nose hairs sticking out of it. Wrecks my head but he won't let me pull them out, so I trim them but they're back the next day.

    At least I know nobody will shag him. Every cloud.

    Apparently you can nose wax


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