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Selfish thoughts you have about World War III

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  • 03-09-2017 9:43pm
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    Hammer89
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    I quite like movies and I'm hoping that Hollywood emerges unscathed from Kim Jong Un's latest product - a new tried-and-tested hydrogen bomb which Tom Cruise and Daniel Craig can't do much about.

    I don't care about normal people really - your mechanics, doctors and bakers - but leave the actors, directors, writers alone so they can go on taking us away from our ****ty existence, if only for 97 minutes at a time.


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    gramar
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    This is a gas thread altogether.


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    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    Fair enough. Whatever floats your boat.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    There, there, it's not the end of the world, there's always next year, we can only have one winner......


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    Duckworth_Luas
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    My shellfish thoughts about WW3 are that I hope both cockles and mussels go extinct.

    Fcuk you Dublin!

    Up Mayo!


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    Four Phucs Ache
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    Selfish as it is with Tom out of the way maybe we can finally get the jack reacher we should have got.


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    PirateShampoo
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    My selfish thought is..... That I'll be the only male survivor in a world now ruled by Amazon type women and it will be upon my shoulders to rise to the challenge and repopulate the earth.


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    Cheerful Spring
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    Hammer89
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    At least if Hollywood does snuff a lid, the big actors - the important ones - might actually turn for the IFTAs when they're nominated for Best International Star, if they haven't been vapourised of course.

    "And the award for Best International Star goes to Leonardo Di Caprio. Leo couldn't be here tonight, and he's somewhere with no Wifi so no Skype message, but here's Dano from Love/Hate, who famously shared three scenes with the man himself, to collect an award on behalf of his good friend who he hasn't seen or spoken to since 1997."


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    AllGunsBlazing
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    Will they still make that shampoo I like?


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    Hammer89
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    AllGunsBlazing wrote: »
    Will they still make that shampoo I like?

    Well hello Clarins.

    See, without movies it would've been impossible to make an absolutely sh*t great reference such as that.


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    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Ah here hammer, you mean:


    Well hello Clarice....phe phe phe phe phe


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    Archeron
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    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »
    Ah here hammer, you mean:


    Well hello Clarice....phe phe phe phe phe

    I always wondered how to spell that.


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    Bitches Be Trypsin
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Bitches Be Trypsin


    Better still make morphe pallets


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    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Archeron wrote: »
    I always wondered how to spell that.

    It was a noble effort from Mr Phucs Ache but I'm not sure he nailed it.


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    Hector Bellend
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    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    My shellfish thoughts about WW3 are that I hope both cockles and mussels go extinct.

    Fcuk you Dublin!

    Up Mayo!

    There there pumpkin.

    Enjoy living in laois and Roscommon after the fifth all Ireland in 7 years.

    Mayo can go back to mayo and enjoy their curse for another year


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    Gatling
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    Could do with more precision Bombing videos got bored of drone strikes lately ,
    Give me more Hollywood
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    dasdog
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    After every one of these tests there is a market rush to safe havens e.g., Gold, Yen, Swiss Franc. Then there is a retreat as tensions ease. Lots of money is being made and lost on these NK events.


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    Your Face
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    Hopefully, better Call of Duty games.


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    pickarooney
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    Maybe a lot of bad people will die


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    The Backwards Man
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    People will pay through the roof for turf and tomatoes.


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    topper75
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    dasdog wrote: »
    After every one of these tests there is a market rush to safe havens e.g., Gold, Yen, Swiss Franc. Then there is a retreat as tensions ease. Lots of money is being made and lost on these NK events.

    Reminds me - must see what those Supermacs shares I got on Friday are going for.


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    Quazzie
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    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?


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    Ri_Nollaig
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    Quazzie wrote: »
    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?

    If you were one of those people, ...probably would alright.


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    fatknacker
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    Quazzie wrote: »
    Considering the world is vastly overpopulated, would a WW3 that kills maybe a billion or so people actually be that bad a thing?

    As long as it's them lot over there and not here.


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