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50 shades and de ma

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  • 24-08-2017 9:32pm
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    spaceHopper
    Registered Users Posts: 3,967 ✭✭✭


    So I'm at home visiting the mother. 50 shades is about to start on tv. What would you do? Watch it or not


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    Solomon Pleasant
    Registered Users Posts: 540 ✭✭✭Solomon Pleasant


    I'd advise you to exit the room quickly and quietly.


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    AllForIt
    Registered Users Posts: 8,277 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    You'd never know what your Ma might be into.


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    whiskeyman
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    Ask her if she still has her wooden spoon...


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    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    Whip it out and see what happens


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    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Sounds like a Mrs Browns Boys dvd special


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    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    You haven't broke your arms, have you?


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    gifted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,846 ✭✭✭gifted


    I'd say you'll be 50 shades watching it with her...


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    LushiousLips
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭LushiousLips


    Watching it too. Great show :) But don't watch it with ur Ma


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    spaceHopper
    Registered Users Posts: 3,967 ✭✭✭spaceHopper


    It's ok we have oireachtas tv


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    Slattsy
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    Leave it on the telly when you leave.

    Let us know when you have left.

    I'll pop around to see how she's getting on.


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    team_actimel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    Watch it for the 'crack'.


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    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    spaceHopper wrote: »
    It's ok we have oireachtas tv

    Jaysis, finished bangin' already?


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    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    I take it she hasnt seen Nymphomaniac vol 1&2. Now THAT'S some phucked up sh1t.


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    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 18,993 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    As he is whipping her ass, turn to her and say "ah here, he should be using a wooden spoon, like you used to do - isn't that right ma"


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    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Just be prepared when she gives you the riot act!


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    JP Liz V1
    Registered Users Posts: 85,075 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    spaceHopper wrote: »
    So I'm at home visiting the mother. 50 shades is about to start on tv. What would you do? Watch it or not

    So did ye watch together :P
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    Wexfordboy89
    Registered Users Posts: 957 ✭✭✭Wexfordboy89


    team_actimel wrote: »
    Watch it for the 'crack'.

    Pun intended ;)


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    whoopsadoodles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    everlast75 wrote: »
    As he is whipping her ass, turn to her and say "ah here, he should be using a wooden spoon, like you used to do - isn't that right ma"

    Having never read the books nor seen the movies, I initially read your post as "as he is wiping her ass" and I thought to myself; I didn't know it was that kind of weird sh*t.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    Remind your Ma how lucky she has it now because when she was young there was only the one shade...and that had to be shared with the rest of the family!!


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Well, if you think about it - the fact that you're there in the first place proves that your ma was a goer - maybe she still is.:eek:


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,437 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    You know what they say OP, if you cant keep it in your pants...... keep it in the family :pac:


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    #23
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    spaceHopper wrote: »
    It's ok we have oireachtas tv

    Nah, that's too much like gay porn - it's just wall to wall dicks:D


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