Pampas Grass = SWINGERS?

Jobs OXO

Any truth in this? I have noted a couple of neighbours in the next housing estate have planted pampas grass in their front garden. Is this and invite to pop in for a bit of slap and tickle with my tackle?

super_furry

Only one way to find out....

Nettle Soup

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/homes-and-property/gardens/is-pampas-grass-really-a-signal-to-swingers-1.3102787

Jim Bob Scratcher

I must plant some of this stuff in the neighbours garden :pac:

LETHAL LADY

You'd get an awful fright if you knocked on my parents door looking for action so. Both are mid 70's and the plant was in our garden when the family moved in. Bollox of a plant to maintain too.

Harry Palmr

No wonder I'm getting no action, must pull that scutch grass out of the front lawn

Divelment

It's a lot more common that ya think lads! :cool:

Rumpy Pumpy

Throwing the car keys into a bowl at the bar of the golf club was the old-fashioned way of organising such filth.

Divelment

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

Throwing the car keys into a bowl at the bar of the golf club was the old-fashioned way of organising such filth kinky fun between fully consenting adults who can do as they choose without being judged.

Fixed that for ya... :rolleyes:

andekwarhola

Divelment wrote: »

Fixed that for ya... :rolleyes:

Thank God you're here to combat repression at every turn.

somefeen

Divelment wrote: »

Fixed that for ya... :rolleyes:

Your front garden is a pampas grass jungle isn't it?

andekwarhola

somefeen wrote: »

Your front garden is a pampas grass jungle isn't it?

Don't be so rude to her.

myshirt

I hope this isn't going on, I've got kids in the house. Handle of the brush should sort it if I see anything untoward, going old school.

Rumpy Pumpy

Divelment wrote: »

Fixed that for ya... :rolleyes:

It's not a scene I've ever thought about exploring, but I have this image of overweight, middle-aged couples turning up to grotty venues in fake leather. Awkward people standing around making small talk as they slurp down cheap Lidl wine, before some randy husband coerces his wife to 'get down to business'.

Driving home in absolute silence as the dawn breaks.

Divelment

andekwarhola wrote: »

Thank God you're here to combat repression at every turn.

Is it "filth" when you sleep with one person and then the following month sleep with someone else? Would you say to a gay person that their sexual preferences are "filth"? These silly Catholic labels that belong in the 1950's just annoy me.

andekwarhola

Divelment wrote: »

Is it "filth" when you sleep with one person and then the following month sleep with someone else? Would you say to a gay person that their sexual preferences are "filth"? These silly Catholic labels that belong in the 1950's just annoy me.

How did the leaving cert go for you?

Divelment

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

It's not a scene I've ever thought about exploring, but I have this image of overweight, middle-aged couples turning up to grotty venues in fake leather. Awkward people standing around making small talk as they slurp down cheap Lidl wine, before some randy husband coerces his wife to 'get down to business'.

Driving home in absolute silence as the dawn breaks.

Well you should do a little bit of research because the actual reality is nothing whatsoever as you've described above, it couldn't actually be further away from what you are trying to portray there.

Your Face

Pampas Grass = Pete Sampras.

Ipso

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

It's not a scene I've ever thought about exploring, but I have this image of overweight, middle-aged couples turning up to grotty venues in fake leather. Awkward people standing around making small talk as they slurp down cheap Lidl wine, before some randy husband coerces his wife to 'get down to business'.

Driving home in absolute silence as the dawn breaks.

As Mark from Peep Show said, it's just one more person you can't make eye contact with.

Ipso

myshirt wrote: »

I hope this isn't going on, I've got kids in the house. Handle of the brush should sort it if I see anything untoward, going old school.

A bit S&M, is it not?

Rumpy Pumpy

Divelment wrote: »

Well you should do a little bit of research because the actual reality is nothing whatsoever as you've described above, it couldn't actually be further away from what you are trying to portray there.

It's just a preconception I have. No desire to do more research. If I did, then I'd presume it would lead to Sunday World articles, thousands of pictures of the male erection, and this notion that it mostly involves unhappily married couples who haven't worked up the courage to divorce.

jamesbere

I better get planting this stuff, I live in a college area