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The toilet paper/sandwich thread

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  • 19-08-2017 11:56pm
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    fussyonion
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    I'm in a very giddy humour and suddenly remembered a thread from After Hours some years back .

    The topic was to do with toilet roll and a poster told a tale of being caught short in a field and having to use the slices of bread from his sandwich as a toilet roll substitute.

    I remember this story (and in fact the thread) had me giggling for ages, but despite my best efforts I can't find it.

    Does anyone remember it or am I out of luck?


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    Your Face
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    Why do this?


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    fussyonion
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    Your Face wrote: »
    Why do this?

    Because I want to find it and I can't.


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    Ken.
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    Obviously I have more access to AH than normal people and I'm drawing a blank on a search. Can you narrow it down anymore at all.


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    Your Face
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    Because I want to find it and I can't.

    Let the meomeries be.
    It's over.


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    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Conspectus wrote: »
    Obviously I have more access to AH than normal people and I'm drawing a blank on a search. Can you narrow it down anymore at all.

    The OP's name began with a D, I think.


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    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Your Face wrote: »
    Let the meomeries be.
    It's over.

    I fear you're probably right.
    Ah twas funny though.


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    Erik Shin
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    A shïte sandwich ?...or as the rest of us refer to it... Subway


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    alberto67
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    I'm in a very giddy humour and suddenly remembered a thread from After Hours some years back .

    The topic was to do with toilet roll and a poster told a tale of being caught short in a field and having to use the slices of bread from his sandwich as a toilet roll substitute.

    I remember this story (and in fact the thread) had me giggling for ages, but despite my best efforts I can't find it.

    Does anyone remember it or am I out of luck?

    The good aul' Nutella sandwich.


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    Rumpy Pumpy
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    Conspectus wrote: »
    Obviously I have more access to AH than normal people and I'm drawing a blank on a search. Can you narrow it down anymore at all.


    Normal being the operative word.


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    Ken.
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    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    Normal being the operative word.

    I was being nice. We all know everyone here is the biggest bunch of weirdo's on this fair Isle.


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    alberto67
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    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    Normal being the operative word.

    Grumpy Pumpy :pac:


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    In a field someone can take the time to remove a slice of bread from a sandwich but not reach down and pull a fistfull of grass?

    or just drop on the ground and pull yourself along by your heels...


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    McMurphy
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    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    In a field someone can take the time to remove a slice of bread from a sandwich but not reach down and pull a fistfull of grass?

    or just drop on the ground and pull yourself along by your heels...

    You're assuming it was a field full of grass.

    Maybe it was a field full of nettles? Or a field full of broken glass?

    Hell, considering this is a tale about arse wiping with bread from sangers, this field could have been under the sea.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Rick Shaw wrote: »
    You're assuming it was a field full of grass.

    Maybe it was a field full of nettles? Or a field full of broken glass?

    Hell, considering this is a tale about arse wiping with bread from sangers, this field could have been under the sea.

    Given your username it could have been a paddy field...

    Only an exhibitionist would go into the middle of a field and every field has a headland, grass grows on the headland......et al...

    Sponge bob wouldn't be to enamoured with your final scenario .....


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    whiskeyman
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    Old Mr Brennan would be spinning in his grave if he knew...


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    ToddyDoody
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    The key question about poo of any variety...

    "Much scutter?"


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    mfceiling
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    Search "fluttering bantam"


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    MilesMorales1
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    Who was that person in the stingy person thread or something who had a load of people ****ting themselves at a wedding or something? That was funny.


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    Gunslinger92
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    MilesMorales1 wrote: »
    Who was that person in the stingy person thread or something who had a load of people ****ting themselves at a wedding or something? That was funny.

    I think it was the thread about self entitled things you've seen people do, and it was PandaPoo, don't know why that's stuck in my mind, I've definitely been lurking AH too long :D


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    fussyonion
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    Ah it's no good, I've searched with all the key words I can think of but it's nowhere to be found.

    It wasn't as gross as it all sounds; it was a very amusing thread altogether.

    I think it started off being about toilet roll and then it turned into being caught out or something and then the gem re: the bread.
    Ah, look, it's just a distant memory now.


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