Do you know anyone who brags about their fighting skills?

Wanderer2010

I have a friend who, without exception, whenever there is a piece on the news about a burglary or violent incident, steps up to proclaim how "I would have knocked that guy out in 2 seconds, tortured him then throw him in a vat of acid no bother it would be nothing to me" when in reality I feel that people who brag about their Tekken fighting skills are just showing bravado.

I know people who have some serious martial arts skills but you would never know as they don't talk about it or brag. Has anyone else got that one friend who is all bluster and in reality would probably start crying if faced with a fight?!

Neon_Lights

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

Barry Badrinath

Usually the ones talking crap are weak as puppy sh1t and would fold like wet cardboard if anything kicked off.




I'd batter dem ones like a Cod if dey even luked at me the wrong way.

mloc123

Neon_Lights wrote: »

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

Does it pay well?

timthumbni

****e in a bucket........

ArchXStanton

No matter how hard they claim to be there is always someone bigger and better than them..

timthumbni

ArchXStanton wrote: »

No matter how hard they claim to be there is always someone bigger and better than them..

Indeed arch. That's why I like to carry a six shooter and call out lee van cleef at a graveyard.....

I like the username btw..... they don't make films like that anymore....

PCeeeee

Connor McGregor

Los Lobos

I have,you know, like numchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

Jimbob1977

Napoleon Dynamite

McDermotX

Come at me bro !

Neon_Lights

mloc123 wrote: »

Does it pay well?

Pays a bag o cans and a chipper every night haw haw haw

osarusan

Neon_Lights wrote: »

That's nothing a good friend of mine on Facebook works for full time mad bastard

I am the mad bastard he works full time for.

A right mad bastard I am.

SEPT 23 1989

I'm the hardiest man in the town

Esel

I know karate, ju-jitsu, and aikido - and a few other Japanese words.

D3V!L

I know a lad from Crumlin that's always bragging about his fighting skills. Jumped up little sh!te.

Vinculus

Do ya want your go bud ?
I'll bate the bleeden head off you!

Neon_Lights

D3V!L wrote: »

I know a lad from Crumlin that's always bragging about his fighting skills. Jumped up little sh!te.

Fintan O'Toole seems to have that effect

Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

Neon_Lights

My Ma is better than your ma

Go wan ouwwa dat, Id lave ye drinkin yer blood


( runs...)

Neon_Lights

Jake1 wrote: »

Go wan ouwwa dat, Id lave ye drinkin yer blood


( runs...)

You come across as the type of person who enjoys eating polo biscuits, that's sick man

Neon_Lights

Neon_Lights wrote: »

My Ma is better than your ma

Thats what the squad say anyway....

kylith

Just one, and TBH I'd believe him cos he's a fcking nutter. He's not an 'I'm so hard, I'd batter him' type, more an 'I'd go in there, fists everywhere, gouging, biting, and generally fighting like a rabid animal'.

Oink

Jake1 wrote: »

Thats what the squad say anyway....

Ooooooooooh....

sjb25

Big joe Joyce and his young lads

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ57PHlR3nI

paleoperson

I see that sometimes and it's annoying. Are people meant to respect them more because they're supposedly good fighters?

freshpopcorn

I've seen a few on facebook. They seem to have dogs which would be on the restricted dogs breeds list!

Dramatik

Yes, I've met a few Bas Ruttens :

jca

https://youtu.be/7yG_jOdU47M
Love this fella.

tomofson

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEQClcRBxw8

razorblunt

"Everyone's got a plan until they got punched in the face".

The amount of times you see all the fight fall away from a guy after they receive a huge clatter.