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Are Bananas a seductive, erotic fruit?

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  • 14-08-2017 2:45pm
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    Syphonax
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    Been noticing a girl in work lately that I hadn’t really noticed before. It began the other week when I was sitting across from her at lunch minding my own business and then all of a sudden, she whips its out….da Nana, all of a sudden it was like a pornhub video, a sudden erotic sensation came over me and with the strange background music (thing the ads was playing in-between Joe Duffy on the canteen radio), she slowly, gently, caressed the tight package pulling back the skin to reveal the true delight, proceeding to dive in head first gobbling up every last juicy bit….and then it was over :(


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    Syphonax wrote: »
    ...all of a sudden, she whips its out….da Nana...she slowly, gently, caressed the tight package pulling back the skin to reveal the true delight, proceeding to dive in head first gobbling up every last juicy bit….and then it was over :(

    Are you sure it was her Nana...could it have been any old woman?


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    Sue Pa Key Pa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭Sue Pa Key Pa


    Depends on where you put them


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    Kimbot
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are you sure it was her Nana...could it have been any old woman?

    Hes a nana-ist :pac:


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    RayM
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    While eating a banana, I find it's a good idea to avoid making eye-contact with anyone.


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    fineso.mom
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    Bananas aren't juicy.


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    Syphonax
    Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭Syphonax


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are you sure it was her Nana...could it have been any old woman?

    Hope to god it doesnt work with women of all ages then im truely fooked


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    Kimbot
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    Syphonax wrote: »
    Hope to god it doesnt work with women of all ages then im truely fooked

    My nana is about to have her daily dose of banana if you want to have a peek and see? :P


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    Winterlong
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    Bananas are the new Cadbury's Flake.

    5fd7ef9e55b251946e669f2c99206e9e--cadbury-flake-flakes.jpg


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    RayM
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    an-old-woman-with-a-glasses-eating-a-banana-picture-id184130668


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    The_Valeyard
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    Chiquita-DM2-minion-banana-1.jpg


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    Johnny D. Mudd
    Registered Users Posts: 211 ✭✭Johnny D. Mudd


    Only if you shove them up yourself.


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    Barry Badrinath
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    You havent experienced seduction until you see a woman eat a kiwi fruit whole. Hairy juicy messy chin and all!


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    Conor Bourke
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    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    You havent experienced seduction until you see a woman eat a kiwi fruit whole. Hairy juicy messy chin and all!

    Skin and all? Ya deviant!

    I flippin' love nothing more than a ripe, plump, juicy nectarine but only ever eat them in private because I make such indecent noises of pleasure, slurping and swallowing. I end up looking like a pure savage with juices running all down my face, there is no elegant way to eat one but by golly I enjoy it :o


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