Girlfriends birthday, what to do?

BAAA RAM EWE

It's next week, I've nothing in mind, what to do? What to buy?

pickarooney

Ask her, and if she says she doesn't want anything then don't get her anything.

gmg678

BAAA RAM EWE wrote: »

It's next week, I've nothing in mind, what to do? What to buy?

how old is she? what does she like?

Ms Doubtfire1

Lol Pickaroony you are very obviously single. OP, jewelry always goes down well, don't buy perfume it usually bores us women and we think it's an easy pick. Otherwise, anything that contributes to any hobby she has...

What does she like??

pickarooney

bluewolf wrote: »

What does she like??

Woman things. Now answer his question!

fizzypish

bluewolf wrote: »

What does she like??

pics or GTFO

Syphonax

Give her the good ride she deserves/asking for

MonkeyTennis

Dress up as Spiderman

.red.

Pot the brown as a birthday treat?

Day Lewin

Take her out for dinner, always worked for me. (her favourite food, not yours)

Lyle Lanley

Ms Doubtfire1 wrote: »

Lol Pickaroony you are very obviously single. OP, jewelry always goes down well, don't buy perfume it usually bores us women and we think it's an easy pick. Otherwise, anything that contributes to any hobby she has...

Some women do prefer to be asked. You're not all mental.

My girlfriend got what she asked for this year, which was nothing. Money was tight and she needed nothing at the time.

Winterlong

Get her a day and night in a hotel with a good spa. And on that night you go out on the batter with your buddies.
Win win.

Syphonax

Winterlong wrote: »

Get her a day and night in a hotel with a good spa. And on that night you go out on the batter with your buddies.
Win win.

and follow that up with the 'good ride'

SEPT 23 1989

a pearl necklace

Alf Veedersane

Get her a bowling ball.

Women love bowling.

LadyMacBeth_

Like others have said what does she like, what are her hobbies? Books, events, concerts etc? Anywhere she'd like to go in Ireland? Music she likes?

Every time my missus mentions something that she'd like I make a note of it in my phone, and then when it comes to Christmas/birthdays I'm sorted and also if I just want to get her a little surprise. Then again I'm a woman so I'm considerate like that :pac:

Boom_Bap

Get her the Lego DeathStar.

She'll know she's loved when you pony up 500 quid for Lego for yourself her

Malari

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Get her the Lego DeathStar.

She'll know she's loved when you pony up 500 quid for Lego for yourself her

Good grief, I thought you were exaggerating, but it's currently £410 on Amazon :eek:

Oranage2

A PS4, what woman wouldn't want a gaming console.

Burial.

Give her some cider. Dickens or Cummins are the ones I recommend.

LushiousLips

A weekend away in a nice hotel. A bit of rimming thrown in too!

Syphonax

yeah go full throttle with the tongue, try flapping it at at 60 MPH, give it the el nosey nosey first though

Alf Veedersane

Syphonax wrote: »

yeah go full throttle with the tongue, try flapping it at at 60 MPH, give it the el nosey nosey first though

Units are RPM.

jamesbere

LushiousLips wrote: »

A weekend away in a nice hotel. A bit of rimming thrown in too!

I think there's a rimming charge in some hotels

Syphonax

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Units are RPM.

Im talking about doin it while she is driving though

Alf Veedersane

jamesbere wrote: »

I think there's a rimming charge in some hotels

No, that's room service.

diomed

Emigrate.

Quigs Snr

May I suggest :

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4upe

Best gift ever... Cheap, something in it for both of you.. plus she will appreciate the bit of arts and crafts effort you have to go to.

razorblunt

Take a deep breath and dive under soldier.

Roger Hassenforder

pickarooney wrote: »

Ask her, and if she says she doesn't want anything then don't get her anything.

I did that one year...

BetsyEllen

The best present a guy could get me is a voucher for a spa treatment or take me away for a night to a fancy hotel.

Somewhere like the Farnham Estate in Cavan.

Alf Veedersane

A One4All voucher.

Nothing says "this probably covers some of the things you may have mentioned" like a One4All voucher.

Irish Guitarist

A pet tarantula. If I know anything about women it's that they love tarantulas.

SSII

This is what I did for a anniversary one time. Buy a lock and give the spare key as a present.To be more aesthetically pleasing buy, some chocolates and put them in a box with the spare key on top of them and maybe some flowers. You can write something like "This key will open something very exiting". And maybe for your next holiday you can surprise her with giving her the tickets locked in a box or something else locked in a box. :cool:

Ush1

LushiousLips wrote: »

A weekend away in a nice hotel. A bit of rimming thrown in too!

Jaysus, are you a lady, er, I mean woman??

ElChe32

Give her a jolly good rogering.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Buy her some (Knock off) Ferrero Rocher and pick some nice flowers from your neighbours garden.

Alf Veedersane

SSII wrote: »

This is what I did for a anniversary one time. Buy a lock and give the spare key as a present.To be more aesthetically pleasing buy, some chocolates and put them in a box with the spare key on top of them and maybe some flowers. You can write something like "This key will open something very exiting". And maybe for your next holiday you can surprise her with giving her the tickets locked in a box or something else locked in a box. :cool:

"Here's the key to your box".





*Takes out lad and waves it at her*

corner of hells

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

a pearl necklace

Maybe give it to her at the table in restaurant .

Timing is important at moments like this.

Dramatik

Step 1. Get a couple of rolls of wrapping paper
Step 2. Get naked
Step 3. Get wrapping, make sure to cover yourself from head to toe.

*Pro tip* you can add embellishments to your proudest body features.

Step 4. Tie a bow around waist.
Step 5. Wait patiently on her bed for her to arrive home from work.

LadyMacBeth_

Dramatik wrote: »

Step 1. Get a couple of rolls of wrapping paper
Step 2. Get naked
Step 3. Get wrapping, make sure to cover yourself from head to toe.

*Pro tip* you can add embellishments to your proudest body features.

Step 4. Tie a bow around waist.
Step 5. Wait patiently on her bed for her to arrive home from work.

Don't forget air holes!!

boosabum

Saucepans or a good sewing machine

corner of hells

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Dramatik wrote: »

Step 1. Get a couple of rolls of wrapping paper
Step 2. Get naked
Step 3. Get wrapping, make sure to cover yourself from head to toe.

*Pro tip* you can add embellishments to your proudest body features.

Step 4. Tie a bow around waist.
Step 5. Wait patiently on her bed for her to arrive home from work.

Don't forget air holes!!

You've tried it , haven't you ?

ScumLord

Sabotage all ye're birth control and then get her a pregnancy test, women love babies and surprises.

freshpopcorn

A second hand Ford Focus!