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Do you think that relationships with big ass gaps can last?

  • 28-07-2017 8:24am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭


    Well do you?

    Or do you think that inevitably during coitus one person will fall into the ass gap never to be seen again?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I have weapons of ass destruction


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu



    Or do you think that inevitably during coitus one person will fall into the ass gap never to be seen again?

    Sure that happens in all relationships eventually.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    My ass gap is huge, the relationship between my cheeks has suffered as a result, they are now very distant with each other :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,638 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    what a way to go.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,083 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    during coitus one person will fall into the ass gap never to be seen again?

    LOL :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,426 ✭✭✭Neon_Lights


    If you were gay it would get a little boring I'd imagine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Tie a couple of foot of 6'' board sideways across your own arse, then horse it inta me, sham - I've a long back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Oh and, in the event of cat-ass-trophic systems failure, jusht head out towards Drinagh until you find a man shouting, "come out ya hoor" down a manhole. That'll be Ger Mick-Mike, he knows about these things.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    My ass gap is huge, the relationship between my cheeks has suffered as a result, they are now very distant with each other :(

    You only have Boom_Bap to blame :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,451 ✭✭✭blastman


    I read the thread title as "Do you think relationships with big ass gapes can last?" and thought, well, based on the length of time I've had an account on xhamster, I'd say yes....


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Tie a couple of foot of 6'' board sideways across your own arse, then horse it inta me, sham - I've a long back.
    As the actress said to the bishop; "are you taking precautions?" "Yeah, I tied a plank to my arse".

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    blastman wrote: »
    I read the thread title as "Do you think relationships with big ass gapes can last?" and thought, well, based on the length of time I've had an account on xhamster, I'd say yes....

    you can thank Richard Gere for that website.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    I think the danger of disappearing quietly into that gap in the night, never to be seen again, almost as if someone just pressed delete, cannot be underestimated.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    What we can garner from this thread is that some relationships with ass gaps last, others don't but the most important thing is not to judge :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,172 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    What if you have no ass?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    What we can garner from this thread is that some relationships with ass gaps last, others don't but the most important thing is not to judge :p

    Indeed and so thusly. As in many aspects of life, sometimes you're the gap, sometimes you're the ass. But always close gates after you when walking in the country. That oul' Whitehead over there in the corner doesn't care whether you've an ass-gap or not. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭relax carry on




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    We need pictures of these big ass gaps. NOW.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    You only have Boom_Bap to blame :pac:

    Note to self, stop trying to stick your head in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    It really depends on the personalities of those involved. Some prefer to date older people believing them to be more mature, etc. Conversely, some prefer dating people much younger than them for some excitement and energy. Entirely circumstantial and contextual, imo.

    EDIT: Sorry, misread the title as '...with big age gaps' :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,070 ✭✭✭LadyMacBeth_


    Falthyron wrote: »
    It really depends on the personalities of those involved. Some prefer to date older people believing them to be more mature, etc. Conversely, some prefer dating people much younger than them for some excitement and energy. Entirely circumstantial and contextual, imo.

    EDIT: Sorry, misread the title as '...with big age gaps' :pac:

    I knew someone would fall for it :D

    Right into the ass gap!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭Falthyron


    I knew someone would fall for it :D

    Right into the ass gap!

    I regret nothinggggggg....!


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Note to self, stop trying to stick your head in.

    Well in fairness when you were told you stick your hairy bits in first, i understand why you were confused :P


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    jonnycivic wrote: »
    Well in fairness when you were told you stick your hairy bits in first, i understand why you were confused :P
    I'm hairless from the neck down


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