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You will never live like this (Mick Jagger)

  • 14-07-2017 12:16am
    #1
    Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭


    You will never be a 70 year old rock star with a girlfriend 50 years younger than you. Your life is the definition of mediocrity.

    How do you deal with this?

    thesun.co.uk/archives/news/876857/moves-like-jagger/


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭mikeybrennan


    You first


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    No we won't, I don't think anyone of us here will be ugly as that and going out with a gold digger.


  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    You first

    I just say fair play to him and wish I was him.


  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    No we won't, I don't think anyone of us here will be ugly as that and going out with a gold digger.

    But you won't be sleeping with 20something year old girls when you're 70, will you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭mikeybrennan


    He can afford the Viagra


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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You will never be a 70 year old rock star with a girlfriend 50 years younger than you. Your life is the definition of mediocrity.

    How do you deal with this?

    Joke's on you, I'm gonna die aged 37.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    But you won't be sleeping with 20something year old girls when you're 70, will you?

    I will be if I pay for it


  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Joke's on you, I'm gonna die aged 37.

    The flame that burns brightest...


  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    I will be if I pay for it

    My plan too.

    Man listening to classic Stones right now. Is there any band better when you're drunk and depressed over a chick?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 55 ✭✭BAAA RAM EWE


    You first

    Ugh....exits thread.


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  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    Fuk, Wish You Were Here just came on...saving a bottle of wine but maybe time to open it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 869 ✭✭✭mikeybrennan


    My plan too.

    Man listening to classic Stones right now. Is there any band better when you're drunk and depressed over a chick?

    They're crap live


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    You will never be a 70 year old rock star with a girlfriend 50 years younger than you. Your life is the definition of mediocrity.

    How do you deal with this?

    thesun.co.uk/archives/news/876857/moves-like-jagger/

    50 years? .............I buy a small parcel of land today.

    cash is gash.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    My plan too.

    Man listening to classic Stones right now. Is there any band better when you're drunk and depressed over a chick?

    Perhaps a little alcohol while listening to them will ease the pain :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    I wonder if Bill Wyman will ever return to the band?

    After all, Christine McVie took a sixteen year break from Fleetwood Mac before returning to the fold.

    I don't know how Jumpin Jack does it either, the old devil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    You will never be a 70 year old rock star with a girlfriend 50 years younger than you. Your life is the definition of mediocrity.

    How do you deal with this?

    thesun.co.uk/archives/news/876857/moves-like-jagger/

    I'm 38 now and would not want a 20 year old girlfriend.

    Most 20 year olds that I have met are vacuous, bobble headed gee bags that I cannot stand to be around for more than 2 minutes.

    I can only imagine the level of disdain I will have for 20 year olds if I manage to make it to 70.

    Fcuk

    That

    Shyt


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,339 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Mick is welcome to his 23 year old harlots...

    Not bitter at all at all!!

    As for Bill Wyman, he also had a taste for much younger girls - pity they were well below the age of consent at the time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Mandy something wasn't it!

    And she was 13.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,315 ✭✭✭circadian


    My plan too.

    Man listening to classic Stones right now. Is there any band better when you're drunk and depressed over a chick?

    5 posts to get to the crux of the OP. Get yourself some fizzy fizzy feel good when you wake up.


  • Site Banned Posts: 96 ✭✭Sven Hassel


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Mick is welcome to his 23 year old harlots...

    Not bitter at all at all!!

    As for Bill Wyman, he also had a taste for much younger girls - pity they were well below the age of consent at the time.

    Standard issue 70s teen groupies or something more sinister?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Fuk, Wish You Were Here just came on...saving a bottle of wine but maybe time to open it.

    Why has nobody pointed out the obvious flaw in this post?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Standard issue 70s teen groupies or something more sinister?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandy_Smith


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Fuk, Wish You Were Here just came on...saving a bottle of wine but maybe time to open it.

    which ones pink?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Sitting round wishing to be a 70 year old rockstar with a gold digger missus seems pretty mediocre to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Ann_Landers


    State of him. So fugly. Money and fame do wonders for a man, don't they?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Ann_Landers


    Permabear wrote: »
    This post had been deleted.

    She was 17 when ye got together? Unless she's nearly 21.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    I will be if I pay for it

    So just like Mick then ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    The body of a 12 year old girl. The face of a 2,000 year old mummy. The hair of a 20 year old… :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    I just say fair play to him and wish I was him.

    That you'll be dead in 20 years or so?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Rod Munch wrote: »
    Fcuk

    That

    Shyt
    At 70, I'd say you'd be up for fcuking a load of shyt :D


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