Where the fcuk are yous?

The Backwards Man

Wednesday evening, the 5th of July, I mind when this place used to be heaving this time of year, now I'm here in my own, drinking sweet Tennent's and listening to Hugo Duncan singing the oul jaunting car on me lonesome.

What happened?

I forgot to buy the beers I'd planned to buy down in Centra and drink on the balcony having a smoke and listening to spotify. Was looking forward to it all day (long day).

I've nothing in the house except the flatmate's IPA shite or a bottle of Tesco's dodgiest pinotage.

Chin chin

Autosport

You drunk yet?







If so I might take advantage of the situation

The Backwards Man

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I forgot to buy the beers I'd planned to buy down in Centra and drink on the balcony having a smoke and listening to spotify. Was looking forward to it all day (long day).

I've nothing in the house except the flatmate's IPA shite or a bottle of Tesco's dodgiest pinotage.

Chin chin

Go out and support your local publican, you might have to knock on the window this time of night, but tell him you'll give him a hand in with the kegs and you just might get a free pint to yourself.

You won't get that in Tesco

Are Am Eye

I have no internet access.

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Go out and support your local publican, you might have to knock on the window this time of night, but tell him you'll give him a hand in with the kegs and you just might get a free pint to yourself.

You won't get that in Tesco

I will in my hoop. €5.50 for a pint. I wouldn't give them the steam of my piss. I'd sooner drink bog water.

Barry Badrinath

I'm in your turf shed.

In the nip.

The Backwards Man

Are Am Eye wrote: »

I have no internet access.

You should move to the backarse of nowhere, we always have access!

The Backwards Man

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I will in my hoop. €5.50 for a pint. I wouldn't give them the steam of my piss. I'd sooner drink bog water.

4 a pint here, only went up this week, there was ructions!!

The Backwards Man

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm in your turf shed.

In the nip.

Which one?

Are Am Eye

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You should move to the backarse of nowhere, we always have access!

Sorry. I'd need google maps to find the back arse of no where.

Kristopherus

The Backwards Man wrote: »

4 a pint here, only went up this week, there was ructions!!

Led by Hugo, no doubt:D:D:D.

me_irl

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

I'm in your turf shed.

In the nip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs

The Backwards Man

Kristopherus wrote: »

Led by Hugo, no doubt:D:D:D.

Poor oul Hugo gets a bad rep, but he tells it like it is, it's not every eejit gets their own show on BBC Ulster

The Backwards Man

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Sorry. I'd need google maps to find the back arse of no where.

We're the reason self driving cars will never work

Barry Badrinath

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Which one?

The one with all the empty cans and discarded crusts from hang sammiches.

memphiz

sláinte

Are Am Eye

I have to think, sitting here in this torrid summer heat, Backwards Man where's all your fancy turf now ?

The Backwards Man

Are Am Eye wrote: »

I have to think, sitting here in this torrid summer heat, Backwards Man where's all your fancy turf now ?

I have three years worth in the sheds, when you're shivering in November and the summer is a distant memory don't come crying to me !

Are Am Eye

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have three years worth in the sheds, when you're shivering in November and the summer is a distant memory don't come crying to me !

Won't be too long now and it'll be Next Summer. 2018. We'll be boiling again.
You haven't thought this through fully.

memphiz

have the turf home 2 weeks and a new shed built to put it in

Outlaw Pete

The only Can of Lager to ever include free porn.

memphiz

jesus christ the sounds

memphiz

make Some Noise, breakcore and disturbed musics,_no records_